Dear Louise

Is that your name up on the Monday Night Football office pool?
Yeah.
Are you familiar with Federal Section Code B of the Rico Act?
No.
Then before I decide to subpoena your whole family, why don't you go write your television show and leave the smarty-boy remarks to those of us with post-graduate degrees?
Okay.

"Collins is expected to be side-lined a week to ten days with a bulging di-" Uh-oh!  My next line in the script was "Let's go to the video tape!"