(on air) Right. Caller, how much experience do you have coaching at the major league level?
Caller: (on air) Well, I never coached pro ball or anything.
(on air) Semi-pro?
Caller: (on air) No.
(on air) College?
Caller: (on air) No.
Okay, Joe Torre's been coaching for about four hundred and thirty years. You got a girlfriend?
Caller: (on air) No.
(on air) This is why. You interested in buying Continental Corp?
Caller: (on air) No.
(on air) Okay, then we're hanging up now.

Jeremy.
Yeah.
There's something I think you should know.
Oh, God.
I'm not wearing any socks right now.
(trying and failing to get up) Oh, please let me out.
I know you have a little thing, and I thought it would be wrong for me to not tell you that I'm not wearing any socks right now.
I don't believe you.
Jeremy, one day you'll see that my love for you isn't the product of liquor-induced mood swings, and that I'm yours for the taking at your command. And that the day I broke up with you was the most regrettable day of my life.
Okay. But I broke up with you.
I find you loathsome, and my hatred of you knows no bounds.
Okay.
I'm not wearing any socks.
(with more interest) Okay.
Do you feel my foot?
(leaping up and screaming frantically) All right, that's it! That's it! Move, move! Out, out, out!