Intellectual Property

Hey!  Tell her I have a broken ankle!
Casey says he has a broken ankle.
Yeah, now tell her it hurts.
He says it hurts.
Yeah, now make this part sound all dignified and heroic.
'Cause he kicked a fire hydrant on his way back from lunch.
Would you stop talkin about it now?
He just found out you were going to Vermont this weekend with Gordon.
That is not why!  That is not why!  Shh!  Shh!
Yeah, he's walkin around pretty good now.

You have good ideas a lot, I find myself saying "Natalie's got a good idea."
Yeah, but you also find yourself saying "Natalie, if you screw that up again, I'll set you on fire."
That's true too, and yet it's the good idea thing I'm focusing on right now.  What was the last good idea you had?
When I woke up this morning, I decided not to stick my hand in the blender.
That's what I'm talkin about.

Isaac, I've got the intellectual property cops crawling up my butt.
The intellectual property cops.
Yeah.
Are crawling up your butt?

Someone holds the copyright to Happy Birthday?
The representatives of Patty and Mildred Hill.
It took two people to write that song?

Your life is changing faster than you can manage.  You're depressed, you're lonely, you're angry, and you're frightened, but God, everything would be fine if I could just see Dana naked!
Dana, believe me, I have no desire to see you naked.
Excuse me?
Wait, that came out wrong.
Make it come out right!
Look, of course I want to see you naked.
Louder.
I wanna see you naked.
I can't hear you!
I want badly to see you naked!
Yeah, you'd BETTER want to see me naked!