Draft Day II:  The Fall of Ryan O'Brien

Dan, I'm told that at the scouting combine last year, he ran the 40-yard dash in 4.4 seconds.  That's pretty fast for a guy his size.
That's pretty fast for a guy anyone's size, although I have to say, any ply that requires an offensive lineman to run 40 yards is probably ill-conceived.

I"m a racist.
Really?
Yeah, I'm a terrible racist, but I've been in the closet all these years, and I think it's time for me to live an honest life.  And I think that all the people with the different skin colors and the funny accents should go back where they came from and leave America to the white people who killed the Indians in the first place, which they deserved!
Jeremy.
Entire countries being taken over by the blacks and Jews!
You're Jewish!
See, I've gotta be stopped, Isaac!
Jeremy, what's wrong?
I'm totally screwed!

What if I was to stand right here in your office and look you in the eye and call you Sambo?

I'm so sorry I'm having trouble coming up with different ways to say "Bite me!"

You know, I came this close to being drafted into the NFL as a wide receiver.
Really?  What happened?
Well, I never actually played pro ball.  And even if I had, I wasn't fast enough to be a wide receiver.
But other than that?
This close, my friend.

I"m feeling so happy in my t-shirt.  I really am.  And I know you'd all be happy too if you were wearing yours.

Now he can spend the rest of his life with the cartoon characters that graced the wall s of his boyhood bedroom during which I'm sure was a very safe and happy childhood.
Cartoon characters graced the walls of his boyhood bedroom?
How the hell should I know, Dana?  I was speaking metaphorically.
Oh, well you have to warn me when you do that.

Elliot:  How did you fall so that that's the only part of your face that hit?
Practice