The Sweet Smell of Air

Listen, I have to do a demonstration for Charlie's class and it turns out I have no demonstrable skills.  Anyone have an idea?
Well, your head's a perfect rectangle, maybe that'll impress the kids.

I don't sleep my way up the ladder.
That's too bad.

Taming of the Shrew, the wedding scene.
Dana-
Petruchio makes a bet with his friends.  They send for their wives and BET which will come fastest at their COMMAND.  See, you DON'T know everything.  It's a beautiful scene, by the way, with a glorious speech from Kate.  "Such small payment for too great-"
"Too little payment for so great a debt."
I thought you said you didn't understand the reference.
I just needed you to get your ass in here.
I"m looking for ways to kill you right now.
Dana, I've been through alcohol, marriage, and network television.  If you want to kill me, you're gonna need some Kryptonite.

By the way, I met a woman named Suzy today.  Apparently she's the prefered vacation shop for all the men you date.
Sally.
Okay.

I did what I do my friend, I did what I do.
You screwed up your romantic life in front of fifth graders?