Ten Wickets

Everybody, this is your nightly two-minute confirmation that I am still Jeremy's girlfriend.
No you're not!
I am.
She's NOT!
Oh yes.
I've broken up with you.  I've broken up with you and i break up with you again.  right there.  Right then is when I did it.  We just broke up.
Look, whoosh, I ended it.
Would you please-
::Singing:: Jeremy loves me!

There are three things I"m doing:  I'm losing things, I'm forgetting things...and there's a third thing.

Everything is under control...except I can't find my shoes.  No...NO...That's a funny joke, did I look on my feet? You're a senile old man and this joke is a punishment for not having been nicer to me.

Jeremy, I don't know how comfortable I am reporting on a story I don't understand.
It's not that hard to understand.  There's a bowler, see, and there's a batsman.
What's a bowler?
I don't know.
What's a batsman?
I dunno.
Well, keep it up.
Here's something:  "Rahj Rahjhan edged a humbled-snorter to the slips, where Surilav Ghandili dived to his right to pick up a low snatch!"

They say the Giants'll be a good team.
They will, but not this year.
What about Barry Bonds?
Unfortunately, Major League rules prohibit Bonds from batting before and after himself, and he probably can't play right field and pitch at the same time.