The Shitlist
One. Ali English
Two. Sore feet
Three. Motorbikes that break down
Four. The dodgy fucks that sell them to me
Five. Cheese
Six. Bob, just sort it out
Seven. Managers
Eight. Not having the internet... not even fucking dial up!
Nine. Getting up at five
Ten. Poppy being in America
Eleven. Loud ferrel kids with big ears called luke
Twelve. Dep, just for saying 12
Thirteen. Big brother... why bother?
Fourteen. Colds
Fifteen. Hay fever
Sixteen. Stowmarket
Seventeen. Chest Infections
Eighteen. Sex and the City
Nineteen. Dog smell