words by Allyson
Open your eyes and see
what Betty Crocker's been doin to me
and Sara Lee has taken her toll
who would've thought this could've happened from a jelly roll
This has always come easily
Load on the Butter and salt baby
Everything needs a sweet touch
Don't you dare tell me that I'm putting on too much!
Are you gonna finish that?
Look at the label it says low-fat
How're you gonna argue with that?
I'm getting Bigger and I don't know why
My eating habit's just what I don't buy
I'm told that if I don't watch my vegetation
I'll be on the verge of spontaneous inflation!
I watch those tv shows,
The country's weight problem grows and grows.
But I'll tell you what I think,
The normal weight continues to shrink
I'm getting bigger and I don't know why
My eating habit's just what I don't buy
I'm told that if i don't watch my vegetation
I'll be on the verge of spontaneous inflation!
Are you gonna finish that?
Look at the label it says low-fat!
How're you gonna argue with that?