| Ask Aunty Lana..... |
| Dear lana... what would u do if i walked up 2 u and then turned into a chicken....Anon. Id bite ur head off and cook u...Dont ask stupid questions. |
| Dear lana... I have a serious BO problem, what can i do about it? ANon Try washing. It usually works. |
| Dear lana... Do you think being blind is a problem? Anon. it is if u want to watch t.v.........otherwise - no im sure u can manage. |
| Dear lana... I collect shells. Anon. Oh........ |
| Dear lana... Im so depressed about Bryan leaving westlife i want to commit suicide.how am i going to cope? Anon. Saying as u r a westlife fan...i say u gather all the other fans and jump off the cliffs of the white rocks...that should do the trick. |
| Dear lana... i think my dog is attracted to me...every time i see him, it jumps up on me and wags its ass very much so, what can i do?Anon. I had a similar problem(haha sara)....see your local vet - this is NOT normal |
| Dear lana... Im very sick. Im afraid ive swollowed a daffodil bulb instead of an onion. What will i do?! Anon. Ive rang your doctor....he said you'll be out in the spring **ba bum chee** |
| Dear lana... Ive got a hideous skin dis-order, but i want a tattoo, will the tattoo effect my disorder? Anon. Well...if u dont want anyone 2 see your hideous skin disorder i highly recommend u DONT get a tattoo stupid, what would be the point in having a tattoo no1 could see....besides tattoos are mingy. |
| Dear lana... I think im attracted to a certain art teacher at dalriada, how can i get closer to him? Anon.....year 9 Hello? sorry did i hear u right? art teacher? dalriada? ewwww thats just gross! theyre all minging! i suggest u see a phyciatrist....and umm get a decent haircut for our own sakes! |
| If you have a problem ud like 2 share...email me at [email protected] the way these unfortuant ppl hav with or without your name....thank u! |