(to the tune of Spoonman by Soundgarden)
Feel the rhythm with your hands
Wank in the depot bogs while you can, Pervman
Spank the monkey on your own
Choke the chicken all alone, Pervman
Pervman, cum using both your hands
Spank me, I'm together with your plan
Spank me
All my friends are in my head
I worship Hitler from my bed, Pervman
All my friends are skeletons
I beat off all the time when i'm home,
Pervman
Feel the rhythm with your hands
Spank the monkey while you can, Pervman
I like prancing in the flowers
Its nothing compared to golden showers, Pervman
All my friends are scared of me
I like to watch them while they pee,
Pervman
Pervman, masterbate without your hands
Spank me, I'm together with your plan
Spank me
Feel the rhythm with your right hand
You think bout masturbation more than Dan, Pervman
I hide cameras in public bogs
Raging hardon in my togs, Pervman
I sleep around in mental homes
I make love to garden knomes,
Pervman
Pervman, shoot your load while you can
Spank me, I'm together with your plan
Spank me
Feel the rhythm while you can
Cops will bust you where you stand, Pervman