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| Where the fuck are you Idiots? Ok you stupid fuckin' morons. What the fuck is the deal with this piece of shit internet website?! I havent seen any activity about here in months. Fuck that shit! You all need to get off your stupid lame asses and get some quality shit up here. Now, i got a few jobs coming up at the docks, a real big fucking deal - so i dont want any of you stoopid muthafuckas taking up my trunk space - because believe you me, if you keep this fucking lazy attitude up, your gonna find your sorry punk ass in there with the last sorry bastard who stepped on my mothafuckin toes. And another thing, this fuckin thing doesnt have enough broads. What am I supposed to beat my salami off to when im on this piece of shit eh ?! Get that seen to wise guy. Fuckin' jerks. You know what, ive wasted enough time talking about this garbage. Im not wasting any more of my sweet mother fuckin' time here until one of you little pricks sort this fuckin' disgrace out. |
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| After a long "vacation" Joe is back in town Fuck. How longs it been? I've been away on "business". After coming back from digging a few holes in the desert (cocksuckers had it coming) the pigs were all motherfucking over my fucking house, fucking cocksucking ass loving faggot police, even after all the bribes. Anyway I had to make an emergency vaction to the home country, some nice pussy there. So now the heats off and i'm back in town, for motherfucking good this time. You better not disrespect me just I ain't always been around lately. So now thar I'm back I can start telling shit how it is, capeche? |
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| Joe has recently seen Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones Joe Pesci says: Sweet muthafucking yeah! I give my ultimate respect to Yoda, what a cool fuck! The film was slow enought o get going. And that pussy muthafuck Anakin, little cunt, if that's Darth Vader i'm Timmy fucking Mallet. Anyways apart from the cheesy scenes my general feeling was that the film did in fact kick some ass! I truly enjoyed the film, and Yoda's light sabre battle gimme one fucking huge hard-on, I had to quickly rush to the bathroom to relieve myself, anyway if you ain't seen the film. Go see it ya bum! |
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| Random Joe rant on the people mountain game Joe Pesci says: What can I say, mother fuckers got nuts the size of mellons, and I dont mean like that rubber boot mother fucker from that elbow he got in his delicates y'know. I seen these guys taking falls that are worse than some of the fuckin hits I've done. That ginger motherfuck D, that son of a bitch should be made y'know. This is the kinda game you could end up with an eye popped out. It definitely makes those mother fuckin Jackass sons of bitches look like the mother fuckin first wives club, cept without that Bette Midldler broad, Spell on me my fuckin ass, that shit kickin smelly horse manure bitch couldnt get a rise out of "Joe Jr" if I was taking her from behind and she was wearing a mask, the fuckin texture of her skanky mother fuckin ass would make you wanna fuckin puke. |
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