Hello and Welcome to Matt's Jackass Page. It is here that we will document all that our resident Jackass has done to make us collectively bust our nuts laughing. We've seen all sorts of things, ranging from Bodily Pyrotechnics to Acrobatics gone wrong. So pull up a furgashendurg and appreciate all that is Matt's Jackass.tts Jackass Page...coming soon]
Matt's Fun with Fire (Matt Flambe) This is the first one I have had time to do. This tookplace at the Ulster Fleadh last year when Decky and Matt went up and met up with Mick McGinn. Then Matt... ah screw it, click the fuckin link already...
Matt's Day in The Park Ok, This took place on a sunny day in the grange park. There are swings in the park. Swings are good (See AAWWW YEEEEH page if you don't believe me) Lots of room for fuck ups....
Walking Condament Dispenser
What's so amazing about this is that he took virtually no persausion/alcohol to get him to do this. Really, this was unbelievable.... By the way, nobody give out to me about slight factual errors (eg "cathal was sitting on the OTHER side" ) cause I really couldn't give two left testicles.(impossible for you to give one kevvy, let alone two)
Matt's Handy Dandy Post-It Notes method
This is just another of those mad random things that just kinda happenend, Blobby kicked Ryan outta the Library then (I guess it was Hitler's day off, cause I didn't see her about) It was just before the Ireland/Germany match anyways, so we had to go anyways, but it's the principle of the thing.... THE PRINCIPLE I SAY!
Ok, this is the first of our special guest features, This occured one night outside the clock when Steve was absolutely Titspanked and Wankered (Not that this is at all a rare occasion...)
Special Guest Feature:
The Amazing Steve and his Magical Pee Pee Hat!
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