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House of Rock are:
Freddie Mercuary
Biggie (Smalls) aka Notorious B.I.G
Kurt Cobain
John Denver
John Lennon*
*Replacing the evicted Mark Boland |
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House of Rock is quite simply the best and funniest animated series ever (excluding the simpsons....obviously). Though on at an hour where only perverts are still awake, this allows the creators to get away with anything, including anal rape and obscene language. You see I know now your interested. The second series was recently screened on 4music on channel 4 after midnight on a wednesday. Keep a look out for the new series coming (don't really know when). But if the current trend is true then it shall be quite orgasmically amazing. |
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Some Classic Quotes From House of Rock: |
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[while playing the 'Shag or Die Game?'] |
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John Lennon: Come on Freddie. Eminem? Shag or Die?
Freddie: Oh Well. Will the real slim shady please stand up. I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up. Now will the real slim shady please fuck off out of it! You embarasing little tit! |
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Freddie: Ok! Which one of you bastards has farted!
Kurt: Oh man!....It smells like ...teen spirt
Freddie: Oh shut up Cobain! You know that didn't make any sense! |
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Biggie: Kurt! Lennon! Any Fucker! |
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Kurt: Oh no! I wet em! I wet em! Ah man I wet em! |
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Picture taken in 1BJL (Before John Lennon), Mark Boland was later evicted in a Big Brother style format |
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Jesus: The 70's.They were Graaeeeet! |
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Kurt: Oh no! Oh Man! I knew it wasn't an idea! It was an anecdote!
Freddie: Oh come on Lennon! You know your not allowed anecdotes in front of Kurt! |
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Freddie: Oh piss off Elvis! Fucking sellout |
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Lennon in full army clad, c'mon give war a chance |
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Lennon: Settle down, settle down, playmates. Germans eh? I hate the Germans, bombed our chippy the Germans. I say, I say, I say. Why is Jack Nicholson so rich? Because he has stared in many popular films. I say, I say, I say. What will happen if you put an elephant into your fridge? Your house will have been destroyed and the relevant authorities called to cordon off the surrounding area. I say, I say, I say. What will you get if you cross a green humming bird with a blue whale? Nothing, they're genetically incompatable.
Jesus: Actually thats true, I like that one. |
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