| It has come to our attention that some of you actually thought Joe Pesci was God, some even Yoda and some silly misguided fools even thought gay towelie was our messiah because of our site. Now to put things straight, we have actually made an agreement with god (which by some strange coincidence also comes at the same time were recently granted free backstages passes to heaven) to put his real thoughts and words out on the net. So here god is...... |
 |
| Book of Marf |
| According to God |
| Ok you loser humans listen up! I have searched long for such a medium that would support the blunt truth about me that all those shity religions fail to tell. Those fucking churches are boring and scaring the fuck out of you and making you all pissed off at me! What the hell? (no pun) Ok i'm just gonna really tell how it is now. So listen up for this is the Book of mArf according to me, GOD |
| First I'd like to point out that you (humanity) were an accident, and I've never dropped acid since! Speaking of dropping, I'd like to apologise to all those dinosaurs, I dropped my bowling ball while completely wasted, sorry. Yeah, all the disputation about my colour, I look nothing like you weirdos! I like to keep all the people I let up here away from me, I only speak to them when I have to. I don't know why i should bother with you all, I send my son and what do you do? Fucking nail him to a telegraph pole or something, It has taken me a good 2000 years to get over that one. By the way, all those natural disasters? I don't work in mysterious ways, I just think its funny! HAHAHAHAHA! Losers......anyway i'm away to look at some God porn, the best kind. |
| NB: This picture is actually of Santa Claus looking up porn, we've just 'fixed' it a bit. We won't tell you what kind of porn, you don't want to know <cough> ..reindeers....elfs......ahem. |
| STAY TUNED - MORE COMING SOON |