| fuck off |
| Bus drivers: (this refers to most bus drivers, not all) Begin rant: what the fuck!? You cocksucking assholes with your false sense of authority and your fucking superior attitudes, how about this, no just fuck off! End rant. |
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| Bus Drivers - Sub section - Big bus man: (could devote a whole site to the hatred we have for this cunt, say not a bad idea) Anyway you motherfucking dick, you and your sun-glasses in the middle of winter, oooh i'm too fat for the cops so I became a busdriver, ooh look, let me sniff your buspass to see if you've had it up your ass recently cause mmm i love to sniff ass. Fuck I have so much authority over you such ass asking to hold your buspass, see look give it to me, let me hold it, woah it's bigger then my micro penis, i wish i had friends |
| Bouncers: see bus drivers |
| Tim Henman and his fucking fans: fuck me, its not that time of year is it, fuck give over, fucking tim henman, if your sooo fucking class like why haven't you won wimbledon 50 times, ooh wait what about winning it once? fuck off your fans "timmm!" fucking prawn sandwich, strawberry sucking wankers, shut the fuck up! |
| Fuck off's or Fuck You's can be submitted to the marf board somewhere |
| TABLOID FUCKING NEWSPAPERS: Fuck me, I pity those people who write tabloids, I pity those who read them even more. Fuck sake like if you ever wiped your ass with a tabloid after taking a shit there would be more shit on your ass than before you wiped it such is the extent of shit in these papers |
| Witnness Security Guard No. 63: This guy has had so many dicks blow their load in his ass sperm banks come to him looking to make a withdrawal. Guard? The only thing this hillbilly can guard is other people knobs with his mouth. Like it must have been a really difficult job for him to prance around looking like a cross between Ken Dodd and Barbara Streisand's pubes. If there is any justice in the world this fucking prick will contract AIDS, catch pneumonia, die, be brought back to life, catch an acute fungal infection, have all his limbs amputated, have his balls feed to him in a liquid type fashion and finally be taken to a taxidermy where he will be mounted with his own dick up his ass, preserving for all eternity the memory of what a complete ass munch this guy was. |