| Clown College Clamps down on late tuition fees!! |
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| The experts say: |
| I think I've got a Catarmeran stuck in my ass |
| Disclaimer: Oh do your balls hang low can you swing 'em to and fro can you tie 'em in a knot can you tie 'em in a bow do you get a funny feeling when they're hanging from the ceiling? Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low |
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