| The Stars Within Stars |
| Its true that inside every celebrity you know, there is another true star inside whom you know from different places. Not many people understand this, but the world of show biz and media actually doesnt have enough people to go round. So they give each celebrity two roles to carry out. Of course this is kept highly secret so no one knows the second identity of each star. But there is nearly always a strong resemblence. Its for similar reasons that we get porn films with similar names to films or programmes which already exsist. (ie - Saving Private Ryan = Shaving Ryans Privates and Jackass = Assjackers). On this page, we @ Snarflebarrel aim to show you what the second identity of some popular stars are. |
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| "After Soundgarden sorta stopped doin' stuff i had no longer been able to use my guitar to express my anger on the world. So i set out to find bigger and better ways of finding an outlet for my rage. Im a much happier man now." Move the mouse over Kim and give him a good ol' rub. Watch as he transforms into what he's like today. |
| Look at this twat. Use your mouse to rub the poly-filler and foundation of Bush's face to reveal his true identity |
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| Danny from the disaster "Hear Say". He doesnt even fuckin resemble a human anyway. Look at that fuckin head. Its No Esbueno to be born like this poor bastard. Rub his sub-human face with your mouse for a while and watch him evolve into the the slightly more handsome beast he really is. |
| *Disclaimer: Im going to be updating this while your wanking |