| We have recently lost our pet melon Pierre. He is about a foot high, transparent, and very quiet. He was last seen in the Clock on Tuesday the 23rd of July, and was admitedly very intoxicated. Anyone with information regarding our pet melon, please post in the Marf Board, as we really miss him. Below is an artist's drawing of Pierre (please note, it is a caricature, and therefore some details are slightly exagerated). It is not suspected that he has run away, as, being a melon, he lacks legs. This leads one to assume that he may have been kidnapped. We here at Snarflebarrel would like to beg the kidnappers to return our pet melon, as we love him dearly, and anticipate his safe return. |
