| HOW TO BUY MILK |
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| Step 4: The Purchase Once the excitement of selection has subsided you will have realised that money will have to be exchanged before said product can be enjoyed. In most shops money must be exchanged for goods and services. Clarity and purpose are again the key terms. You must make your way through the maze again to the counter, bypassing the wee lad with the broken leg. Try not to gloat as you walk by him. The check out should be in your line of sight. Go forth. You may also purchase another item to enjoy with your milk. In this instance an apple is the desired choice. |
| Step 5: A job well done I would imagine you are feeling quite proud of yourself. And so you should be. You've just bought some milk. The only thing left to do is to pocket your change, smile at the check out girl and return smugly to your desired loitering position. Each milk run gets easier and easier, sort of like murder but with a greater sense of satisfaction. |
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