| Snarflebarrel FAQ |
| Ok, we at snarflebarrel get many of the same questions over and over again, so we thought it might make sense to answer some of them here, so we don't have to repeat ourselves (we reserve that right for when we are drunk). So here are the questions we are frequently being asked... |
| What exactly does Snarflebarrel mean? Check Steve's Cocktionary But I'm too lazy to check the cocktionary That's not a question, wrong page dickhead How do I open a car door with a Coat Hanger? Open the coat hanger by unbending the wire, leaving a small loop at one end. Insert the looped end of the wire hanger between the rubber weather stripping and a side windwo. Hook he looped end of the wire around the button of the door lock, and pull it up to the open position. Many lock buttons are without a lip, an anti theft measure, so that the wire coat hanger slides off without lifting it. In this case you may try to snag the door handle and pull it open. If you get a Slim jim (a thin strip of metal with a notch cut at the bottom side) and use it, you can try and catch the rod running inside the door that connects the lock and lock buttons. Some modern cars have this sheilded however, and many cars today have many wires and burglar alarms that the slim jim may snag (some other cars have Airbags in the doors, YOU DO NOT WANT TO SET ONE OF THESE OFF! IT'S A PAIN IN THE ASS). Hope that helps. How can I disable the F3 key search capability for windows explorer and Microsoft Internet Explorer? Fuck off How does an audio CD player know to skip data tracks? There are subcode flags in the Q channel for each track the most important track is the data track, if set, the track contains data, dumbass. If not, the track contains audio. The CD player simply plays those tracks which do not have the data track set. How do cookies end up on my hard drive? Some people mistakenly believe that these are transmitted through a HTTP header, and stored in the memory of your browser. This is untrue. It is actually the Computer gremlins which live inside your computer. They eat cookies and it gets in the way of everything. Open up your computer and look at all the dust and all, that's what is left of the Computer Gremlins cookies. They are also responsible for the "Blue Screen Of Death" How should I clean DVDs? 1) Handle only at the hub or outer edge, do not touch the shiny surface with your popcorn greasy fingers you little bastards. 2) Store them in a protective case when not in use, and do not bend the disks when taking them out 3) DVD's should not be used as frisbees, use AOL disks 4)Keep away from radiators/heaters, direct sunlight, children, pets, Mariah Carey records, George Bush, and other destructive forces. Disks should be stored between -20 and 50 degrees C with less than 15 degrees variation per hour. Who does each page on Snarflbarrel Most of us have a hand in a lot of the pages, but some pages are one man ventures. Often we don't know who does them, they just appear. Magic Fairies or something, god knows. (see book of marf) Hey man, How do you get to beragh from here? Why the hell would you want to go to Beragh? Things couldn't be that bad. Try Pomeroy, that'll cheer you up Hey man, you ok? You want me to call an ambulance? Fuck you you stupid cunt, I may be drunk, but I know who my friends are, and you aren't one of them, how come you never return my calls any more? I loved you man, I thought we really had close relationship, but you had to throw it all away. Aw just shut up and drink you fat retarded rascist... |