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| Unlikely Stoner Dude's Column | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Here it is. The authorities in most places have decided that when earths creator made this planet it said to themselves afterwards "Oh shit, we seem to have left a pile of illegal substances all over the place". Yeah right, how the fuck can you make a natural product of earth illegal? Fuck sake, that would mean that if someone discovered that some |
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| common foods like rice or potatoe could be prepared in a way which has similar effects to cannibis they would make it illegal ? Bleh! Luckily some authorities have started to come to their senses and relax laws on such soft drugs. Which is good since more people suffer problems from Alcohol and Nicotine than they do from Cannibis. Nicotine is much more addictive, even heroin addicts who smoked cigerettes agree than nicotine is more difficult to give up than hard drugs. This leaves cannibis much safer than other hard drugs and common drugs like nicotine and the regular over-consumption of alcohol. |
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| Heres some of the nice people who make you a criminal. They criminalise cannibis, which is wierd. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| On a more local basis Hello Boy And Girls, Recently its came to attention that there are rectum-fondeling idtiots cruising the area in army jeaps.......with guns. Fair enough, patrol the area if you want. But why the fuck are they sticking out of the tops of these police vehicles holding rifles? Is it just incase they are patrolling the New Market area on a Saturday night and come across a particularly bad fight and have to open fire ??? The army walking up the town on a patrol.........with semi automatics. Incase some Omagh shopper turns out to be Bin Ladin ? Fuck sake ! I thought they would have some real crimes to solve instead of running around looking for something they arent going to find around here....like a middle-eastern style skirmish. Doesnt the fact that they having nothing to do mean we dont need half of them, or any of them armed. Waaaaaankers, Im away to get hammered now, Barney. |
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| Disclaimer: Drugs are bad, mmmm'kay. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||