announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British governments 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ unemployable
scousers.The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent
documentary on how unemployed Liverpool youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can
only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech
gear.This was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by Ferrari
Management.As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would
have an advantage over every team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first
practice session, not only were the Scousers Pit Crew able to change the
tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,
badged and sold the vehicle over to the MacLaren Team for four bottles
of Stella, a gram of speed and a quick shifty at Coulthard's bird in the
shower.