"Superman Superman thank goodness you have come. These aliens LOOK friendly, but...ESP thought transference. Don't masturbate. Let Bob take things in hand...Applause... Two police officers who were shot lay bent in state in the capital.. bipartisanship... Let's do...that. ... I'm prayin' to the bent  Alien ..,.With nearly 18 million new jobs... lowest peacetime unemployment since 1957(what about the war on drugs? ed.)70 billion dollars ... But my husband! He's OUR husband now... Hallelujah ... (Homer simpson voice)  Forbidden Barn... He's taken our money ( Oh Mercy, He's the Real Deal...)...21st century State Strong Applause...Oh yeah, well when I came to, I was covered in a sticky translucent Goo and.... Hillbilly aliens. Intergalactic Jones family.all of your medical options.. Mother Ship in the Tractor Pull Flying saucer on blocks in front of trailer... SOS SOS alien creatures are landing.. .Superman!!!Applause..old age.. without social security...poverty...strong...taxes...2032...exhausted...Social Security...rock solid guarantee...historic...invest surplus ..Applause...I propose...suzy suzy. Hey, Bigfoot, get a load of these! Bet you haven't seen anything like this that wasn't covered in matted hair! Applause..Applause....And Without the boring jerk-offs... floorshow...difficult but fully achievable bent.choices.  Let me OH Oh look at the tempting spread... oh oh dear looka here. I've got 55 gallon jugs.../ you can't spend any of it ANY of it until... medicare(wow are those genuine?) Ahhh fettucine Applause..How to Serve Man..all of your medical optionslooks like our whole race is bottoms... better than being a brain battered victim... use all the straps you got, and not just the big red ones... I'm sorry I used up all the Dramamine suppositories ... UFO field ...USA accounts... invest as they choose.Applause...(Giving tax money to the bank... what's new about this? ed.)Aging disabled and the families who care for them... deal with it Applause....1946...economic success...FIVE ... FOUR ... THREE ... TWO ... ONE ... Blast Off ... Social Security...Ignition    Lift off    Go    Go  ... measures... saving Social Security ... Go    Go meet Our Generation's ... Go  Apollo 69  responsibility... education... nurture creativity ...6969...Applause...thrive.69.. economy... 6 yrs... work... grants... IRA... Hope Scholarship... Finally Doors of ... Apollo 69 ... College to All Americans Applause.. Yes where's Jerry? He missed the space trip. I've told him time and again. They want to go to heaven, but they keep putting it off, well Loosenuts, they all want to go down deep inside B O B (backwards noise) Irreverend Friday Jones. Show's over, go back to sleep... states and school systems take the following: end... promotion Applause... No child should graduate Applause...Fails them ...Triple Funding for summer school and after school to keep a million children Applause...(MK ULTRA ed.)Mandatory summer school..Applause.. Turn Around the worst performers.Applause..200 million dollars. teachers don't have majors in subjects they teach... higher standards Quality of Restaurants. Applause.... report card... just one... with our support early in the next century Fifth Drum noise, military horns, as second part of hour of slack begins.The path of evolution is in space  children in our schools fuckwillingness to Families eatatbills stored electronically)... Curve of human evolution has American Families Applause...) been bent... Turn 69 Around the worst performers. Curve of human evolfamilylution has been bent... Human Familyevolution has been bent...  Human evolution has been bent... Evolution has been bent. Has been bent.... Envelopes and oscillators...heart of the Sun Sun is like a big speaker cabinet... Sun resonates with a pitch that is infinitely complex..Turn Around the worst performers..Applause.In space the earth is quiet and small... Parents should never have to worry about having to choose between their children and their work.awfully white of you there, bill .I'm a little man. He's a great man.... Discrimination because they have children.... You should have the right to know all of your medical options ...I should have been a ragged claw..all of your medical options. "place head firmly between knees..." ed.)Music. Music Last year Applause....) families...I'm a little man. He's a great man...  Are you really enjoying the ultimate in sausage products? ... Not even people .......I should have been a ragged claw... Ahead of me was constructed of some kind of  visceral tissue fromOur Generation's Historic Responsibility.... the slab house... Stories of  Our Generation's Historic Responsibility Turn Around the worst performers... the supernatural and the supernormal ... imaginative plays...to Help the American Family Turn Around the worst performers..) Turn Off Your Radio NowApplause...(to Help the American Family) from orbit ...( I Wanna Be Anarchy )what a great thrill it is to hold that much Power in his Hands...I should have been a ragged claw....(to Help the American Family).It's the only way to be..we don't have a voice anymore.Applause..We're becoming the guinea pigs. french sirens is not going to feel it ..Applause.. nice moonlit night...my neighbor, who does mechanical work on his monkey, he drags it all around,Including the new American Private Investment Companies,(but hey, I'm looking at a bare naked lady on television, so what do I care?)modeled after the overseas private investment Companies... we should Go After That.I was wondering if the aliens get a share of the royalties from the books...Trade has divided us...  well,...I should have been a ragged claw... the guys that inserted the anal probe in me didn't get a penny...Old World of the Templars the queens the queers,Stand together... tear down barriers... dignity of work...the magnificent Oval People. Too much dark matter in this universe....We must enforce our laws... I like the other universe better. ... when the first spaceship lands on Mars.Stand together... tear down barriers... dignity of work... If your eyes were any bigger, and went way up in your head like they're supposed to, We must enforce our lawsTurn Around the worst performers  you'd be seeing radar and x rays and wolves and whales and everything...Trade has divided us..he's being carted away.Applause...Threats to Our Nations Security... I say do it. ...They're ready to prop his eyes open put a human face on the global economyI'm a little man. He's a great man....and pour hot coffee down his pants andWe must enforce our laws  everything... the red sands of mars... if their surge of steel is not reversed, America will respond(but hey, I'm looking at a bare naked lady on television, so what do I care?)...that  sounds disgusting to me... a new consensus on trade ...wanna get away from it all?... I get mixed up between what's memories(Threats to Our Nations Security)and what's sci fi... What's an electrical impulse ( I say do it.) and what's a chemical one?I'm a little man. He's a great man....I have neighbors where the neighbors yards are (weapons of terror) more active and alive than they are... it doesn't bother me..Threats to Our Nations Security... I say do it.... I can't get back on that horse! You were used.(Outlaw Nations)My only friend, the end...You say to yourself,(we will reduce our nuclear arsenals (but hey, I'm looking at a bare naked lady on television, so what do I care?) I was used.(weapons of terror) I was abused.If we don't I'm a little man. He's a great man.....do the right thing...... Would you  like to try it? Gene Roddenberry and Tim Leary morphed to safeguard nuclear material together by an alien species and able to travel at the speed of light  weapons of terror  Martians invading earth from up there Turn Around the worst performers. Iraq has a government worthy of its people.a fifth column, huh?.. our troops.Applause...Applause...Applause....And they couldn't figure out flawlessly. how to attack.. bravery. until... B1 bomber they thought of Operation Desert fox Children... Do you know that "If" is the center word in the universe?Applause...
The New Century....

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Nina Totenberg (sp?) calls this "Last State of the Union Address of the Twentieth Century"