M. Komoroski,
(with apologies to Ginsberg, Carl Solomon, and the rest.)
Invocation
of the Horned One, Dedication of Herne's Hill
written
and delivered by Beorn 6/3/95
O Pan,
O Prometheus, O Morning Star and Changer,
O Horned
Lord of the Forest,
O Cornu,
O Herne, You of the Sacred Horn, the Cornucopia,
That which
Begins at Nothing and Spirals out to the All:
Use my
mouth and use my tongue to say what you would to these
gathered
here today.
I AM the
Mutagen, the Dancer of the Patterns of Change,
the Madness
of the Rut, the Cradle of Diversity.
To you
I give the Fire of the Gods,
The fire
you use to build Great Empires
And the
Fire that burns in the Hearts
of the
Folk
to bring
those Empires Crashing Down;
The Fire
to make your Machines and Gadgets and Toys
And the
Fire that will Consume them all;
The Fire
burning bright and brilliant
Quenched
in the Holy Waters of the Goddess--
She my
Mother, my Sister, my Consort, and my Desire.
Her I
protect with Valor,
Couple
with Lust and Passion,
And to
Whose Sacrifice I Give Myself Freely.
I am Pan
and Kokopelli, Johnny Appleseed, and the Milk Man.
I am the
wandering outcast who visits your village,
Leaving
behind Strange Looking Children.
I am Dionysus,
Brother of Muses
of Ganja,
of Amanita, of Ergot,
the Fruit
of the Vine, the Flower of the Weed,
the Cap
that Bends the Mind,
Budding
Blooms in Laughing Rooms,
The Odd
Thoughts,
The even
Odder Dreams,
And the
Ever Burning, Ever Sustaining Passion
to Make
those Dreams Real.
Chant:
"Each in All and All in Each."
Tents in Time 9 97
Breeding
groups of humans reach
Like tentacles
through time
Brushing
mixed blessing of sentience
The Mineral,
the Herbaceous,
the Ani-Mated
Visiting
vision on the Viewniverse
Ticking
away Planc seconds
Ranked seconds
Blank seconds
Cranked
seconds Thanked seconds
Ticking
clicking tinkling away
Like View-Master
frames
In simulated
3-D.
Breeding
groups of humans reach
Like Tentacles
through time
Realing
the Wheeling, Steeling the Line
Revealing
the Sealing to itself.
Rented a
tent a tent a tent peg
For my Exodus
Rexodus exit Ramp
Off this
meta-circular Super Hi-Way
A trail
of tears they say misperceived
Through
the veil of tears 'mid the hail of Years
TIME
Like snow
for some merely an inconvenience
While others,
Locked in, for the Duration.
Breeding
groups of humans reach
Like tentacles
through time
Breaching
the line, the Rede, teaching
The Teacher
a Thing or two we think
Piercing
the Veil of Possibilities Unforeseen,
Of yet deeper
craziness to come:
The Cup
is not half overflowing
Thrills
and Spills
Something
for the Whole Family
A Good Time
To Be Had By All
Or A Prompt
Refund To Be Given
For Full
Price Of Admission.
Except that
it was Free.
Blessed
Be.
Beorn of
Arcadia
9-97
"Superman Superman
thank goodness you have come. These aliens LOOK friendly, but...ESP thought
transference. Don't masturbate. Let Bob take things in hand...Applause...
Two
police officers who were shot lay bent
in
state in the capital.. bipartisanship... Let's do...that.
... I'm prayin' to the bent
Alien ..,.With
nearly 18 million new jobs... lowest peacetime unemployment since 1957(what
about the war on drugs? ed.)70
billion dollars ... But my husband! He's OUR
husband now... Hallelujah
...
(Homer simpson voice) Forbidden Barn...
He's taken our money ( Oh
Mercy, He's the Real Deal...)...21st
century State Strong Applause...Oh
yeah, well when I came to, I was covered in a sticky translucent Goo and....
Hillbilly aliens. Intergalactic Jones family.all
of your medical options..
Mother Ship in the Tractor Pull Flying saucer on blocks in front of trailer...
SOS SOS alien creatures are landing..
.Superman!!!Applause..old
age.. without social security...poverty...strong...taxes...2032...exhausted...Social
Security...rock
solid guarantee...historic...invest surplus ..Applause...I
propose...suzy suzy. Hey,
Bigfoot, get a load of these! Bet you haven't seen anything like this that
wasn't covered in matted hair! Applause..Applause....And
Without the boring jerk-offs... floorshow...difficult
but fully achievable bent.choices.
Let me OH
Oh look at the tempting spread... oh oh dear looka here. I've got 55 gallon
jugs.../ you
can't spend any of it ANY of it until... medicare(wow
are those genuine?)
Ahhh fettucine Applause..How
to Serve Man..all of your medical optionslooks
like our whole race is bottoms... better than being a brain battered victim...
use all the straps you got, and not just the big red ones... I'm sorry
I used up all the Dramamine suppositories ...
UFO field ...USA accomoney
to the bank... what's new about this? ed.)Aging
disabled and the families who care for them... deal
with it Applause....1946...economic
success...FIVE ...unts...
invest as they choose.Applause...(Giving
tax
FOUR ... THREE ... TWO ... ONE ... Blast Off ... Social
Security...Ignition
Lift off Go
Go ...
measures...
saving Social Security ... Go
Go meet
Our Generation's ... Go
Apollo 69 responsibility...
education... nurture creativity ...6969...Applause...thrive.69..
economy... 6 yrs... work... grants... IRA... Hope Scholarship... Finally
Doors of ...
Apollo 69 ...
College
to All Americans Applause..
Yes
where's Jerry? He missed the space trip. I've told him time and again.
They want to go to heaven, but they keep putting it off, well Loosenuts,
they all want to go down deep inside B O B (backwards noise) Irreverend
Friday Jones. Show's over, go back to sleep...
states
and school systems take the following: end... promotion Applause...
No child should graduate Applause...Fails
them ...Triple Funding for summer school and after school to keep a million
children Applause...(MK
ULTRA ed.)Mandatory
summer school..Applause..
Turn
Around the worst performers.Applause..200
million dollars. teachers don't have majors in subjects they teach... higher
standards Quality of Restaurants. Applause....
report card... just one... with our support early in the next century Fifth
Drum
noise, military horns, as second part of hour of slack begins.The
path of evolution is in space children
in our schools fuckwillingness
to Families
eatatbills
stored electronically)...
Curve of human evolution has American
Families Applause...)
been
bent...
Turn
69
Around
the worst performers.
Curve of human evolfamilylution
has been bent... Human Familyevolution
has been bent... Human evolution has been bent...
Evolution has been bent. Has been bent....
Envelopes and oscillators...heart
of the Sun Sun is like a big speaker cabinet... Sun resonates with a pitch
that is infinitely complex..Turn
Around the worst performers..Applause.In
space the earth is quiet and small...
Parents
should never have to worry about having to choose between their children
and their work.awfully
white of you there, bill .I'm
a little man. He's a great man....
Discrimination
because they have children.... You should have the right to know all of
your medical options ...I
should have been a ragged claw..all
of your medical options. "place
head firmly between knees..." ed.)Music.
Music Last year Applause....)
families...I'm
a little man. He's a great man...
Are you really enjoying the ultimate in sausage products? ...
Not even people .......I
should have been a ragged claw...
Ahead
of me was constructed of some kind of visceral tissue fromOur
Generation's Historic Responsibility....
the slab house... Stories of Our
Generation's Historic Responsibility Turn
Around the worst performers...
the supernatural and the supernormal ... imaginative plays...to
Help the American Family Turn Around the worst performers..)
Turn
Off Your Radio NowApplause...(to
Help the American Family) from
orbit ...(
I
Wanna Be Anarchy )what
a great thrill it is to hold that much Power in his Hands...I
should have been a ragged claw....(to
Help the American Family).It's
the only way to be..we
don't have a voice anymore.Applause..We're
becoming the guinea pigs.
french sirens is
not going to feel it
..Applause..
nice moonlit night...my
neighbor, who does mechanical work on his monkey, he drags it all around,Including
the new American Private Investment Companies,(but
hey, I'm looking at a bare naked lady on television, so what do I care?)modeled
after the overseas private investment Companies... we should Go After That.I
was wondering if the aliens get a share of the royalties from the books...Trade
has divided us...
well,...I
should have been a ragged claw...
the guys that inserted the anal probe in me didn't get a penny...Old
World of the Templars the queens the queers,Stand
together... tear down barriers... dignity of work...the
magnificent Oval People. Too much dark matter in this universe....We
must enforce our laws...I
like the other universe better. ... when the first spaceship lands on Mars.Stand
together... tear down barriers... dignity of work...
If
your eyes were any bigger, and went way up in your head like they're supposed
to, We
must enforce our lawsTurn Around the worst performers
you'd be seeing radar and x rays and wolves and whales and everything...Trade
has divided us..he's
being carted away.Applause...Threats
to Our Nations Security... I say do it. ...They're
ready to prop his eyes open put
a human face on the global economyI'm
a little man. He's a great man....and
pour hot coffee down his pants andWe
must enforce our laws
everything... the red sands of mars... if
their surge of steel is not reversed, America will respond(but
hey, I'm looking at a bare naked lady on television, so what do I care?)...that
sounds disgusting to me... a
new consensus on trade ...wanna
get away from it all?... I
get mixed up between what's memories(Threats
to Our Nations Security)and
what's sci fi... What's an electrical impulse (
I say do it.)
and what's a chemical one?I'm
a little man. He's a great man....I
have neighbors where the neighbors yards are (weapons
of terror)
more active and alive than they are... it doesn't bother me..Threats
to Our Nations Security... I say do it....
I can't get back on that horse! You were used.(Outlaw
Nations)My only friend, the
end...You
say to yourself,(we
will reduce our nuclear arsenals (but
hey, I'm looking at a bare naked lady on television, so what do I care?)
I was used.(weapons
of terror)
I was abused.If
we don't I'm
a little man. He's a great man.....do
the right thing......
Would you like to try it? Gene Roddenberry and Tim Leary morphed
to
safeguard nuclear material together
by an alien species and able to travel at the speed of light weapons
of terror Martians invading earth from up
there Turn Around the worst performers. Iraq
has a government worthy of its people.a
fifth column, huh?.. our
troops.Applause...Applause...Applause....And
they couldn't figure out flawlessly.
how
to attack..
bravery. until...
B1 bomber they
thought of Operation
Desert fox Children...
Do
you know that "If" is the center word in the universe?Applause...
The New Century....
endtrans
Nina Totenberg
(sp?) calls this "Last State of the Union Address of the Twentieth Century"