WARNING!
This fic contains Yaoi (or at least implied guy on guy action). The chaaracters are based on Dir en grey, but do not reflect in any way, real life. Dir en grey, please don't sue, your music activates the creativity in my mind.


Title: Kyo's Cheap Romance Novel
Author: snampdi
Bands: Dir en grey
Genre: AU, smut
Rating: Ummm R +?
Notes: So this is my weird attempt at writing a romance novel. I shelved enough of those books to catch a glimps of what they're all about, so I thought I would taka a crack at it. This is an alternate universe to my Kaoru Fic (which of course is in it's own little world).

Kyo pressed his body against the now closed door. His chest heaved, as he sucked in air, trying to catch his breath. His mune glistened from the perspiration that had moistened his smooth chest. Taking one last gulp of air, he slid down the door causing the perspiration to slide down his chest. Smirking slightly at the sensation from the trickles of sweat that glided down his mune. Unconsciously his tattooed fingers, gently followed the path left behind by the droplets. Stopping to tease the now hardening nub. Then his smirk turned more hentai as he remembered the jar of peanut butter in his coat pocket. The coat that he had left in the room, and was now located under Die's butt.

He stared at Die, whose face was illuminated by the soft glow of the television screen. His attention kept solely on the screen that contained the action packed thrills of macho egoism. The only movement came when his arm automatically would move toward his mouth, and take a bite from his ham sandwich. Kyo momentarily paused from his mune manipulation, hypnotized by the sight of Die's movements. Gasping as he saw Die's tongue dart out to lick the corner of his mouth.

Kyo shook his head, bringing himself out of the trance. Taking another deep breath, he pushed himself from the door. Slowly crawling on his hands and knees (like a rubber cockroach in a strip tease), he approached Die. His movement mimicking a cat stalking his prey. Die noticed none of this, as he took another bite of his sandwich. Not noticing that mayonnaise smeared on his lower lip. Kyo took this as his opportunity. Crawling between Die's legs, still unnoticed, slowly maneuvering his body upwards becoming level with Die's mouth. Still Die watched with fascination at the screen that was several feet above him. Moistening his lips, Kyo looked up at Die's eyes. Still nothing. Without waiting for acknowledgment, Kyo's tongue found Die's lower lip and cleaned it free of any mayo.

Die's eyes lowered, still not moving a muscle. Kyo smiled innocently up at him, while lowering his body down onto Die's.

"Mou, Die you're paying so much attention to the movie. I'm bored, please play with me." Kyo applied more pressure on Die's lap. Die squirmed at the feeling of Kyo's hot body on his member. "We can make our own version of Die Hard." Kyo slid down, and suddenly slid back up keeping the pressure applied. Die gulped as he felt Kyo's hardness, through his clothes. Knowing that Die noticed his excited state, Kyo continued to rub himself up and down waiting for Die to react.

"Come play with me Die, we could have so much fun." Kyo slid up one more time, making sure to apply more pressure on this final pass. Easing himself onto Die's lap, making his own eyes level with Die's. "Did you know that you're sitting on Peanut Butter. I can clean it up for you, just like I did with the Mayo"

"Kyo?" Die asked in a choked voice.

"Yes Die?" Kyo's lips were now inches away from Die's own lips that still glistened from Kyo's tsuba. Shifting slightly in his lap, Kyo produced a slight moan from Die.

"Could you....." Die gulped again, his own excitement growing as Kyo's hand slid it's way down his chest.

"I can do anything you want me to do Die" His hand expertly maneuvering down Die's body.

"Could you...."

"...say it...come on and say it."

"Could you move. Your head is blocking the screen."

"Ah..Baka!" Kyo forcefully pushed Die's head away. "I'm offering to bring you pleasure that you couldn't even imagine, and you give it up for that crappy movie!"

"Itai!" Die gently rubbed the side of his head, flattening some of the hair's spikiness in the process. "....and don't be knocking my movie. It has some very good scenes"

"Of things blowing up...." Kyo twirled his index finger in the air in a mock show of thrill.

"Exactly. Besides, I didn't say that you had to stop all that pleasure bringing. I just asked you to move your head! That way, I can watch my movie and have you too." Die smiled up at Kyo (yes smiled up...kyo is sitting in Die's lap).

Kyo's eyebrows knitted together. Deciding that Die had to be punished for that little show of stupidity. Kyo glared as he slid himself off of Dies lap, making sure to slide down in just the right spot, just to leave Die in agony.

"I'm sorry Die. You play with me or watch your movie." Kyo walked off, knowing full well that the farthest he was going to get was the opposite side of the room. Die looked down at his now empty lap. Evidence of Kyo's forcefulness was plainly seen.

Die looked up from his lap, a mixture of desire and painful pleading filled his eyes.

"Kyo...."

"What will it be? Speak up! ...I can't hear you! Oh, I guess you want your movie. I'll just go find Toshiya. He'll want to play with me.."

"KYO!"

"....or maybe I'll just play with myself" Kyo stopped, making sure that he had all of Die's attention. Wetting his index finger, gilding it in and out of his puckered lips. When he was satisfied with the look of lust in Die's eyes, he then moved his finger to the still hard nub. First rubbing the tsuba coated finger all around it, making it slick. Then slightly tugging it, making sure to moan at all the right moments. With half lidded eyes, he watch Die wither in agony.

Die's eyes now focused on Kyo's finger. How it carefully traced..........

and that's all I have right now, cruel huh? Ah well, someday, someday...

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