| MY OTHELLO RAP THAT WAS PERFORMED FOR A SHORT QUIZ IN DRAMA; I THINK IT'S FUNNY. (I do not know whether or not this content is copyrighted and have no claims on it.): ENJOY!!! (~~ = Snakecharmer's parts that had to be said in Drama exam - - - - - ^ = everyone (there were four of us)) ~~Here's the story bout a brother named othello, he liked white women and he liked green jello, oh yeah yeah uh! and a punk named iago who named himself a menace, cos he didn't like othello, the moor of venice! ~~Now othello got married to desdamona, who took off with wars and left her alone-a it was a moan-a ~~a groan-a he left her alone-a He didn't write a letter, and he didn't telephone-a! Desdemona she was faithful, she was chaistity tight, she was daughter of a duke, ~~yeah she was totally white, but iago had a plan that clever and slick, he was crafty, he was sly, he was sort of a d^ck! ~~ he say, I'm gonna shaft the moor, how you gonna do it? tell us! ~~ well i know that his tragic flaw is that he's all: TOO DAMN JEALOUS!!! ~~ I need a dupe, I need a dope, I need a kind of a shmoe, so he finds a chump sukcer by the name of cassio, ~~and plants on his desdemona's handkerchief, so othello gets wondering just maybe if, while he's been out fighting, comanding an army, are desi and casi playing hide the salami, sa-sa-salami, Saaaaaaaaallaaaaaaammiiii so he comes back and sticks a pillow in her face, kills her (dicloses her?) bout her disgrace, ~~ but there's emilia at the door, who we met in act four, who say you big dummy, she weren't no whore, she was ^pure... she was, ^clean... she was, ^virginal too! so why'd you have to go and make her face turn blue? ~~ it's true, it's you, now wat'cha gonna do? ~~ and othello say yo this is getting pretty scary, so he pulled out his blade and comitted hari-kari, ~~ Iago got caught but probably copped a plea, loaded up his bags, and moved to beverly...! ^ ...Hills... that is... ~the end~ like it? ~ Please sign my guestbook! Love you all! |
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