MY OTHELLO RAP THAT WAS PERFORMED FOR A SHORT QUIZ IN DRAMA; I THINK IT'S FUNNY.

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(~~ = Snakecharmer's parts that had to be said in Drama exam - - - - - ^ = everyone (there were four of us))


~~Here's the story bout a brother named othello,
he liked white women and he liked green jello,

oh yeah yeah uh!
and a punk named iago who named himself a menace,
cos he didn't like othello, the moor of venice!

~~Now othello got married to desdamona,
who took off with wars and left her alone-a

it was a moan-a

~~a groan-a

he left her alone-a

He didn't write a letter, and he didn't telephone-a!

Desdemona she was faithful, she was chaistity tight,
she was daughter of a duke,

~~yeah she was totally white,
but iago had a plan that clever and slick,
he was crafty,

he was sly,

he was sort of a d^ck!

~~ he say, I'm gonna shaft the moor,

how you gonna do it?

tell us!

~~ well i know that his tragic flaw is that he's

all: TOO DAMN JEALOUS!!!

~~ I need a dupe,
I need a dope,
I need a kind of a shmoe,

so he finds a chump sukcer by the name of cassio,

~~and plants on his desdemona's handkerchief,
so othello gets wondering just maybe if,
while he's been out fighting,

comanding an army,

are desi and casi playing hide the salami, sa-sa-salami, Saaaaaaaaallaaaaaaammiiii

so he comes back and sticks a pillow in her face,

kills her (dicloses her?) bout her disgrace,

~~ but there's emilia at the door,

who we met in act four,

who say you big dummy, she weren't no whore,
she was


^pure...


she was,


^clean...


she was,


^virginal too! so why'd you have to go and make her face turn blue?

~~ it's true,

it's you,

now wat'cha gonna do?

~~ and othello say

yo this is getting pretty scary,

so he pulled out his blade and comitted hari-kari,

~~ Iago got caught but probably copped a plea,

loaded up his bags,

and moved to beverly...!


^ ...Hills... that is...



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