FAMOUS
QUOTES
FUNNY
I was born intelligent
education ruined me.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say..........
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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*If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
*How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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*Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Save water.
Shower with your girlfriend
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Love thy neighbour.
Just don't get caught
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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the wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop
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Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two's company,
three's the result !
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A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn
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FOREVER YOUNG...
FOREVER DRUNK...
LOVE DOVEY FREINDSHIP ONES
If you should die
before me, ask if you
could bring a friend.
-- Stone Temple Pilots
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If you live to be a hundred,
I want to live to be
a hundred minus one day,
so I never have to live
without you.
-- Winnie the Pooh
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True friendship is
like sound health;
the value of it is
seldom known
until it is lost.
-- Charles Caleb Colton
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A real friend
is one who walks in
when the rest
of the world walks out.
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Don't
walk in front of me,
I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me,
I may not lead.
Walk beside me and
be my friend.
-- Albert Camus
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Friendship is one mind
in two bodies.
-- Mencius
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I'll lean on you and
you lean on me and
we'll be okay
-- Dave Matthews
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If all my friends were
to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them,
I'd be at the bottom to
catch them.
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Everyone hears
what you say.
Friends listen to
what you say.
Best friends
listen to what you don't
say.
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My father always used
to say that when you die,
if you've got five real friends,
then you've had a great life.;
-- Lee Iacocca
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A friend is someone who knows
the song in your heart
and can sing it back to you
when you have forgotten
the words.;
-- Unknown