Weirs Beach Enquirer
Weirs Beach NH, USA
June, 2008
Now We Know
So you just couldn't make it to Laconia in 07. Had some important things to do. Oh really. Well guess what the Weirs Beach Enquirer found in its files. That right its Baptista at the gay pride festival in P Town. Baptista and his friend, Rod, were at a loss for words when they saw the photo. Baptista said" this doesn't mean I'm gay you know. I am actually undercover. Rod giggled and said" oh yeah he's great under the covers". "Be quiet you fag or I'll give it to you later" Baptista said. "promises promises" replied Rod. With that they proceeded to get into a cat fight and slap the hell out of each other. Luckily Price was there to to break it up before any nails were broke.
Its a Bird Its a Plane....
No its just Chuck P jumping off the Mount Washington. It seems Chuck was having a few too many drinks when he thought he saw Brady in the Lake. Without hesitation he made the leap, bounced off the deck below and landed in the water. We watched in horror as Chuck attempted to make it too land. When he finally realized the water was only knee high he made it safely to shore. Where he was met by Brocktons own Chocolate Thunder. She forced Chuck down gave him mouth to mouth and now they are engaged. They have already picked a name for their first born. Silent Thunder.
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