1. I'm scared of bees. Do not take advantage of this.
2. "Scooby Kisses." Annoying as hell.
3. I'm phobic of dead things. Do not: talk about them messily, show them to me, tell me to look at them, or otherwise tease me about it.
4. I hate being cold and wet. I do not play well with: water balloons, snowballs (unless I started it), hoses, water pistols, water bottles, apple cider (NICK!), etc.
5. Rasperries, ie coming up to me and blowing on my belly or other loose skin. I kill you.
6. Bark mulch. Under any circumstances.
7. Blowing in my mouth when you kiss me. Not death worthy, but very obnoxious and un-sexy.
8. Tickling me when I don't want tickled. This one is easy to break, 'cause it's hard to tell when I'm in the mood, so I forgive it fairly easily. Only a mild annoyance.
9. UNLESS YOU ARE FAMILY or a very very very close friend who does not mean it romantically, DO NOT TELL ME YOU LOVE ME! EVER!
10. Okay, this is not so much of a pet peeve as a general guideline. Relates only sexually. If I, at any point, no matter how jesting I may seem, say the word "no", you will IMMEDIATELY cease what you are doing. And not continue again five minutes later. If you do not comply, you will recieve a strike. Three strikes and I cut your balls off and shove them down your throat--or at least you will never get close enough to touch me again. EVER. I am very picky about this one 'cause it's been broken so many times. NO MEANS NO, trite though that is. Seriously, boys--even if it sounds a lot like yes, at least take the second to ask me if I mean it, and STOP for that second. And the next second, and the one after that. OR ELSE! Like I said, I've created this rule because quite frankly, boys get "carried away" and I do not wish to be raped again.