|
 well, i do work out
"MIFFY! sweet little bunny.." "wtf sarah??"
i think he likes the silk....
"well, i would tan naked with you, but i wouldnt wanna scar your family with the sight of my ugly naked body lounging about in your backyard"
"oh, dont worry sarah, my parents are doctors! they see ugly naked people all the time!"-another inadvertant burn, by the one and only, katius..
UGEN!!!! "uck fugen! oody bloogen! ary scugen!"
the bean! *flicks* *it begins to dance*
yellow car wars:
"YELLOW CAR!!" *thwack* "damn you katie.."
"YELLOW CAR!" *crotches me* "oops...hahaha sorry"
"YELLOW KAYAK!" "what??"
"OLD GRISLY BIKER MAN IN AN ENORMOUS YELLOW SHIRT!" *thwack*
"yellow....house..?" "you suck at this sarah.." *hangs head in shame*
stefaroo, i am your wonderwhore
FLAMES!! you light my fire! i may even have to stop, drop, and roll. thankfully, i wont break anything
chelsea: "i need booty"
kt: "dont worry, freshman year is when they turn on the booty faucet!"
me: "hey! my freshman year, all booty was denied!"
kt: "OOH! ass DE-NIED!"
"ay! chelsea!"
the safety bush. "ack! i broke the bush!" "do you feel safe in your bush?" "i was heading into the wilderness.." "well, it's ok...i mean, i thought my bush was a person..so hey.." "we are congregating around the bush...i feel like we worship it in a cult or something.."
|
|
