YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES SHIT GOES ON HERE, PLANET EARTH, THAT JUST PISSES YOU OFF TO NO END. I MEAN THE KIND OF SHIT YOU SEE AND YOU BEGIN TO FEEL LIKE YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR INSIDES FROM RIPPING FREE OF YOUR SKIN AND TERRORIZING THAT WHICH ANNOYS YOU. THESE ARE A FEW OF MINE.
1. ABOVE AND BEYOND ALL- POP MUSIC. IT HAS NO EMOTION, NO FEELING. ITS LIKE GODDAMN DISPOSABLE FOOD CONTAINERS. YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER, EAT UP WHAT YOU GET, THEN THROW THE CARCASS OF WHATS LEFT OUT THE DRIVERS SIDE WINDOW. PROBLEM IS YOU GET HUNGRY AGAIN SOON. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU HAVE LITTERED UP THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WITH ALL THESE CONTAINERS, A.K.A. OLD COMPILATION ALBUMS, OF ALL THIS SHIT THAT NO ONE REALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT, NOR WANTS TO PICK UP. FUCK POP MUSIC.
2. CRANK- BECAUSE I WATCHED TOO MANY FRIENDS DIE AND ALMOST TOOK MY OWN LIFE SNORTING AND SMOKING SHIT THAT IS MADE OF HOUSEHOLD CLEANING CHEMICALS.
3. FAKE PEOPLE- YES THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. THEY ARE THOSE FECES RIDDEN MASSES THAT PLEASE EVERYBODY THEY CAN(POP STARS, MAYBE). FUCK THAT I'LL JUST BE ME AND PISS OFF 95% OF THE WORLD.
4. STUPID PEOPLE- NOW THIS IS A TOUCHY ONE. I HATE IGNORANCE THROUGH CHOICE, AND BLATANT STUPIDITY. I DON'T HATE THE NAIVE
I JUST IGNORE THEM.
5.FAMILY, RELIGIOUS, AND DAYTIME TALK SHOWS- I'LL LIVE MY OWN LIFE HOW I PLEASE THANK YOU. NOW STOP TRYING TO FORCE FEED ME YOUR BULLSHIT, OZZIE MEETS HARRIET TAKE ON LIFE.
6. POLITICIANS- WE NEED A LYING, CHEATING, DRUG ADDICTED PRESIDENT. WHEN HE FUCKS UP HE DOESN'T NEED AN EXCUSE, AND HE TRULY REPRESENTS THE AMERICAN MAJORITY.
7. THE EMPTY FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU JUST SMOKED YOUR LAST CIGARETTE.
8. SEX- I HATE IT ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE IT BECAUSE IT CAUSES MORE TROUBLE THAN THE TIME YOU SPEND DOING IT. BUT WE'LL NEVER EVEN THINK OF STOPPING.
9. HUMAN RIGHTS ACTIVISTS- FUCK IT AND FACE IT PEOPLE, WE ARE OVERPOPULATED. HAIL THE DEATH PENALTY, FUCK "THE CURE", IF YOUR OLD YOU DIE, DEAL WITH IT.
10. EVERYTHING I THINK- BECAUSE I HATE THAT I HATE SO MUCH.
11. RUNNING OUT OF SPACE. |
