Just a collection of some funny situations or things that people have said.
I just recently started dating my "logs" so I started a new page. Enjoy.
=)
2005 [Trade] Smudge: Yawgmoth's Wrath [Trade] Thefly: Britney Spears camouflaged as a yawgmoth's wrath.. min 2k [Trade] Longstrider: I'll give you 2k to bury it then [Trade] Kuruth: I bid a gold coin camouflaged as 20k. [Trade] Erotique: only if I can throw it in the fires of Mt. Doom [Trade] Kuruth: oops, said that backwards [Trade] Delmond: I offer Erotique a Ring camouflaged as Britney spears. [Trade] Thefly: sold for the coin camouflaged as 20k [Trade] Delmond: 5k min :) [Trade] Kuruth: grin [Trade] Longstrider: You should wash that first, Kuruth...
June 16, 2005
[-Spammers-] Smudge tried one of Banshee's decoctions, and now its stomach is
making funny sounds.
[-Spammers-] Smudge wonders.
[=Spammers=] Bluejedi grins evilly.
[-Spammers-] Sharlana giggles merrily.
[-Spammers-] Smudge goes 'Did it change?'
(=Spammers=) Sharlana says yes
{=Spammers=} Smudge goes 'Rats!'
{=Spammers=} Smudge has been away too long.
(=Spammers=) Smudge chuckles at itself and goes 'Will I die?'
{=Spammers=} Smudge goes 'And stay there?'
{=Spammers=} Smudge goes 'ah.'
[=Spammers=] Smudge understands now.
(-Spammers-) Smudge thanks Sharlana.
[-Spammers-] Bluejedi watches the surroundings carefully.
[-Spammers-] Sharlana smiles happily at Smudge.
[-Spamfo-] Sharlana is a decent spammer.
{=Spammers=} Sharlana spams decently.
(=Spammers=) Smudge goes 'I thought maybe it poisoned you slowly now' and
sticks its tongue out.
{=Spammers=} Sharlana rolls on the floor laughing.
[=Spammers=] Smudge tickles Sharlana.
(=Spammers=) Smudge goes 'Wouldn't be funny if I dropped down dead.'
(-Spammers-) Sharlana hugs Smudge.
[=Spammers=] Bluejedi : Dont you do that often?
(=Spammers=) Sharlana is sorry for laughing
(-Spammers-) Smudge goes 'Oh. Yeah, I do.'
{=Spammers=} Smudge giggles merrily and ruffles Sharlana's hair.
[-Spammers-] Bluejedi grins evilly.
(=Spammers=) Sharlana says am droping peanuts from an ice cream drumstick all
over keyboard slide
(=Spammers=) Bluejedi grins evilly.
[=Spammers=] Smudge goes 'Ice cream!'
[-Spammers-] Smudge drools on Sharlana.
(-Spammers-) Bluejedi now knows why the computer is breaking.
(-Spammers-) Smudge laughs hard.
[-Spammers-] Sharlana smiles innocently.
[-Spammers-] Sharlana has had this computer since 1989
[=Spammers=] Bluejedi goes 'aaaaaah, dammit.'
{=Spammers=} Sharlana says its an antuque from the last century
{=Spammers=} Smudge goes 'That's OLD!'
{=Spammers=} Smudge boglegs at the konpect.
(=Spammers=) Bluejedi : Now the keyboard should be filled of things to feed a
small African country ;)
[=Spammers=] Bluejedi : Leowon's clubs and guilds has nice feelings
[-Spammers-] Bluejedi hides behind Sharlana and looks at Smudge.
(-Spammers-) Smudge cringes in terror.
(=Spammers=) Sharlana says what one is that?
[-Spamfo-] Smudge is a quality spammer.
(-Spammers-) Bluejedi : Typo squad.
(-Spammers-) Smudge hmms.
[-Spammers-] Smudge goes 'I can never manage to join.'
(-Spammers-) Sharlana hmms.
(-Spammers-) Bluejedi dissects Spamfo's brain and builds in a spell-checker.
[-Spammers-] Sharlana wants to join too
(-Spammers-) Bluejedi grins evilly.
(-Spammers-) Bluejedi : You have to ask him, after reporting some typos.
[-Spamfo-] Bluejedi is a quality spammer.
[=Spammers=] Bluejedi : No way like other clubs to type 'join' somewhere.
[=Spammers=] Smudge goes 'Oh.'
(-Spammers-) Sharlana found one typo
[=Spammers=] Smudge thought you could join by reporting a certain number of
typos.
[=Spammers=] Bluejedi : Also if you dont report for some time, he removes you
from the guild, at least did some time ago.
(=Spammers=) Smudge goes 'from the club, you mean?'
(-Spammers-) Bluejedi nods solemnly.
(-Spammers-) Smudge finds a 'typo'.
{=Spammers=} Smudge grins evilly.
[-Spammers-] Smudge points at Bluejedi and cackles gleefully.
[-Spammers-] Bluejedi grrs.
[=Spammers=] Smudge acks and hides again.
August 11, 2005
[-Spammers-] Smudge climbs into Labyrinth's lap.
(=Spammers=) Labyrinth beams.
[-Spammers-] Smudge goes 'Barney?'
(-Spammers-) Smudge recoils with fear.
{=Spammers=} Labyrinth sings 'i love uuuuuuuuuu, u luv meeeeeeeeeeeeee.'
{=Spammers=} Snafu screams loudly.
[=Spammers=] Smudge goes 'Oook!'
[=Spammers=] Snafu recoils with fear from Labyrinth.
(=Spammers=) Smudge giggles hard.
August 11, 2005 [TAG> Syn snickers. [TAG> Game Host: Moloch is no longer it. [TAG> Game Host: Smudge is now it. [TAG> Syn: Run Khali! [TAG> Khali snickers. [TAG> Syn: hide in your guild! [TAG> Smudge grins evilly. [TAG> Smudge: No, stay where you are! [TAG> Syn: Lean towards the light! [TAG> Syn: He has cooties! [TAG> Smudge: D'oh! I'm too slow. [TAG> Khali sticks her tongue out at Smudge. [TAG> Game Host: TTTAAAAAAGGG! Way to go Syn! You tagged Khali! [TAG> Game Host: Khali is now it. [TAG> Smudge: I know that hiding place, you now that. [TAG> Syn: Oh yeah. [TAG> Smudge: know, even [TAG> Game Host: TTTAAAAAAGGG! Way to go Smudge! You tagged Moloch! [TAG> Game Host: Moloch is now it. [TAG> Syn: If there was ever anyone you should tag for the first time Moloch, it should be Smudge. [TAG> Smudge: Thanks Syn. I'm glad you think so highly of me. [TAG> Syn: hehe [TAG> Moloch smirks.
August 22, 2005
[=Leper=] Smudge peasantishly chews some tobacco and spits on the ground
before Ichoz.
[=Leper=] Ichoz ruffles Smudge's hair.
[=Leper=] Smudge: That was not what I intended, but oh well.
[=Leper=] Ichoz agrees.
[=Leper=] Ichoz: It's hardly ever what one intends to do.
August 23, 2005 [ND] The pub of the hour is: a pub [ND] The pig of the hour is: Noble [ND] Abrecan: but WHICH pub?! Abrecan says: isn't that some shit? Bluejedi leaves with his falcon west. Illumineaux arrives. Abrecan says: in a party with a monk and i still gotta heal myself Abrecan acks. You comfort Illumineaux. Ryant cackles gleefully. Abrecan whistles innocently. Illumineaux kicks Abrecan hard.
September 1, 2005 [ND] Ryant: Adventurer, Yoshy? [ND] Yoshy: Of course. [ND] Ryant: I thought you were a....something else [ND] Yoshy: An old Hag? [ND] Ryant: No no! :) [ND] Yoshy coughs hungrily.
September 2, 2005 Ryant says: k, i gotta heal though bra' > Someone cheers enthusiastically. Ryant leaves with his falcon west. Goten says: me too Paradox arrives. Ryant arrives with his falcon. Ryant leaves with his falcon south. You say: bra?? Relay says: yes, an article of underwear, worn over the breasts Someone grins evilly at you. Goten chants a spell, and the magic answers to the call! Goten leaves west. You say: You can heal using them? Goten arrives. Someone nods solemnly. Goten says: tities > Goten says: sexual healing Relay says: that'll teach em ;)
September 2, 2005
(-Spammers-) Charlock hmms at Ryant and says 'You're just harvesting the
summoned demon, aren't you?'
[=Spammers=] Ryant denies those allegations
(-Spammers-) Charlock knows.
(-Spammers-) Charlock says 'You are, you are!' to Ryant accusingly.
(=Spammers=) Charlock hmms and says 'Does it give good points?'
(-Spammers-) Ryant says 'only about 4-5k per kill'
[-Spammers-] Relay laughs and says 'It get's announced everytime, seems a
little ridiculous.'
[=Spammers=] Ryant is lazy though
(-Spammers-) Charlock agrees with Relay.
{=Spammers=} Charlock goes 'Free spell at least.'
[-Spammers-] Charlock sneezes violently.
{=Spammers=} Relay nods solemnly and says 'But it can be killed over and over
unlimitiedly.'
[-Spammers-] Relay hmms.
[-Spammers-] Ryant cheers enthusiastically.
[=Spammers=] Charlock nogs and says 'Buggy.'
{=Spammers=} Relay laughs and says 'That was a violent typo.'
(-Spammers-) Charlock grins hard at Relay.
September 3, 2005
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Essex: ok seriously, wtf is going on? i've never fallen this
much going to goddamn gloifur.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Smudge: Maybe you've gained too much weight?
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Essex: i'm so telling my mom you just called me fat
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Essex: when she calls your mom you'll be in SO much trouble.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Smudge goes 'Eeeep!'
September 18, 2005 Ryant says: I am kidding ofc You say: You'd make a hideous waitress. > Ryant says: I disagree Ryant says: I would be cute in a mimiskirt and knee highs Essex shakes his head. Chakaran says: I'm not hearing this...
October 1, 2005
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Tuffy: Minel, i can't believe that all of your bread has been
eaten
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Minel: i know.. you pigs.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Tuffy chuckles.
October 3, 2005
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Hidden: You mean you don't care about not winning?
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: Oh, we would win
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: and I would fight hardest
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: I just need you on so I can kill evern more monsters
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: right now we only get about 40 between us, with you
we'd get another 20
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: You dont have to actually fight, just be on
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Hidden: heh
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: Hidden is a good vampire
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Hidden: actually, i'm neutral atm :P
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: Yes, but you arent a kenemy
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: and for that reason, I like you
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Hidden snickers.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Hidden: well, we all have our alter egos :P
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant thinks Hidden is a very knightly person
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: was just testing something, Hidden
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: don't get too excited
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Smudge: Not-so-secret admirer anymore.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant winks suggestively.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Hidden smirks.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Hidden is feeling a push towards the dark side...
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: hidden?
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: Hej lilla Essex!
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Essex: k
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: lilla = little
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: Which is you! :)
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant thanks Essex.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant points at Essex.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: good man right there
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Essex: quit lying
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Essex comforts Ryant.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] The Spirit whispers: Ryant defeated A summoned demon.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Essex pokes Ryant repeatedly and obsessively in the ribs.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant wonders at Essex.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: What can I do for you, sweety?
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Essex twitches insanely and shrugs.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: Night Essexy
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Essex: night night
October 15, 2005
Thefly shouts: free 'strange cloak' to the first one who can locate me.. make
it within 2 mins and you get a 'hug' as well! *
[Paragon] Misfit smiles crazily at Thefly.
[Paragon] Thefly: *Limited offer. Good while cloaks are still in storage*
[Paragon] Misfit: how about i stay here and if you find me you get the
privilege of giving me a cloak :)
[Paragon] Thefly: erm... ;)
[Paragon] Misfit: i will give you a hint even, its a green place
[Paragon] Thefly: smudge's boxers?
[Paragon] Misfit laughs.
[Paragon] Smudge goes 'Eeeep!'
[Paragon] Noble giggles merrily.
[Paragon] Thefly giggles merrily.
[Paragon] Hidden: you're supposed to wash em if you have a smudge in em
[Paragon] Thefly: yeah... thats his excuse for not wearing any
[Paragon] Misfit: thats why i dont where them, less things to wash
[Paragon] Smudge grins hard at Misfit.
[Paragon] Noble rolls on the floor laughing.
October 15, 2005
Thefly shouts: the next one who finds me may choose between a night with
smudge...
Thefly hmms.
You ack at Thefly.
You say: or a fight with smudge
Thefly is in fairly poor shape.
Grudge arrives.
Grudge leaves south.
Thefly says: hmm
Grudge arrives.
You bonk Thefly on the head.
Grudge grins evilly at Thefly.
Thefly says: gonna find out how little they think youre worth
Grudge says: Found ya!
Thefly shouts: and 500 coins! :D
You chuckle.
Grudge says: Whats the other option?
[-Spammers-] You chuckle.
Grudge says: I'll take the coins
Grudge winks suggestively.
Thefly says: so whatcha want
Grudge says: Coins :)
Grudge grins evilly.
Thefly says: haha
Grudge says: Het no offence.. For all I know Smudge could be a guy!
Grudge grins evilly.
Grudge pokes you in the ribs.
Thefly says: so we now know youre worth less than 500...
Grudge grins evilly.
You say: I already knew that.
Grudge whistles innocently.
Thefly hmms.
Thefly says: i didnt
Thefly winks suggestively.
Grudge says: Lower the coins :)
You chuckle.
Grudge says: Say.. 1.5 coins?
Thefly shouts: a night with smudge or 400 coins!
Grudge says: 400 coins :)
You say: That's too close.
Grudge grins evilly.
Thefly says: erm
[Paragon] Misfit: tough choice
Thefly says: you have to find me first
October 15, 2005 (-Spammers-) Ryant can't believe smuedg eis actually playing (=Spammers=) Polar wheeeeeeeees. (-Spammers-) Smudge can't believe Ryant knows a Smuedg too. [-Spammers-] Ryant can't believe he typed that [=Spammers=] Smudge rolls on the floor laughing.
Danenon says: is smudge playing? Danenon gasps in astonishment. You grumble at Danenon. Danenon giggles merrily. Danenon teases you. You say: That's what Ryant just said. :P Danenon laughs.
October 16, 2005
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: Hidden is good
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Smudge: Not this again.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Hidden snickers at Smudge.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Hidden has a fan club!
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: I like you, Hidden
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Hidden gives Ryant a free T-Shirt.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Darkstalker boggles at the concept.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Omega wonders at Darkstalker.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Hidden: be quiet and go back to sleep
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Hidden pokes Darkstalker in the ribs.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Darkstalker laughs at Hidden.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Omega: dark doesn't sleep
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Omega: he pretends to
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Omega: he just plays poker all the time
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Darkstalker: :p
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Darkstalker: ive probably spent more time standing next to
hidden in the vampire house hallway then ive done killing
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Omega congratulates Darkstalker sarcastically and grins
evilly.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Smudge: Who doesn't want to stand next to Hidden in the
vampire house hallway?
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Darkstalker laughs.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Hidden grins evilly.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Omega: omg, he's like..such a celebrity, i would be HONOURED
to stand in beside hidden.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Smudge: Me too!
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Hidden falls to the floor, hammering his fists into it
laughing.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Darkstalker boggles at the concept.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Omega: hey smudge, let's start a hidden fan club website.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Darkstalker: i was kinda meaning the other way around, but..
whatever works for ya :p
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Omega: with a guestbook and we can make t-shirts and stuff.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Ryant: Hidden is the best Vampire
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Omega: and give 75% of the profits to hidden, to show how much
we love him.
[=|-COMBAT-|=] Smudge nods solemnly.
October 16, 2005
(-Spammers-) Ryant will be the next Smudge
{=Spammers=} Smudge looks at Ryant.
[-Spammers-] Smudge says 'Going to become a leper?'
[-Spammers-] Ryant would NEVER do that
(=Spammers=) Smudge cries.
{=Spammers=} Cassandra comforts Smudge.
(=Spammers=) Smudge sulks in the corner.
{=Spammers=} Ryant will be the next Cassandra
{=Spammers=} Noble spams like a Greatly Deranged Frog Speaker.
[-Spammers-] Cassandra gasps in astonishment and goes 'You going under the
knife?'
{=Spamfo=} Noble is a decent spammer.
(=Spammers=) Ryant wonders at Cassandra.
(-Spammers-) Noble plastic surgery?
{=Spammers=} Cassandra asks 'Becoming a lady?'
[-Spammers-] Smudge rolls on the floor laughing.
{=Spammers=} Ryant could see advantages in doing so, but he will pass on the
offer
[=Spammers=] Cassandra giggles merrily.
[=Spammers=] Noble says complete reconstruction
(=Spammers=) Ryant wouldnt want half the mud sending him weird tells and
licking him on green
(-Spammers-) Smudge laughs hysterically.
[-Spammers-] Cassandra laughs merrily.
October 29, 2005
{=Spammers=} Smudge says 'What's with the cringing?' and pokes Tomorrow in
the ribs.
(=Spammers=) Tomorrow goes 'Oook!'
{=Spammers=} Tomorrow capers merrily about.
(=Spammers=) Tomorrow wonders and cringes in terror.
(=Spammers=) Tomorrow shrugs.
[-Spammers-] Smudge chuckles at Tomorrow.
[-Spammers-] Tomorrow says 'If you walked into a popular eating establishment
and saw someone who had the potential to be the "king of
lepers"... wouldn't you cringe?'
(=Spammers=) Smudge grins evilly at Tomorrow.
{=Spammers=} Tomorrow thought so.
[-Spammers-] Smudge doesn't have potential, unfortunately.
{=Spammers=} Smudge comforts itself.
[-Spammers-] Sharlana admires Smudge.
(-Spammers-) Smudge needs a lot more prestige.
[-Spamfo-] Smudge is a decent spammer.
{=Spammers=} Smudge frowns.
[=Spammers=] Tomorrow thinks if you played for 3-4 years without stopping
except to pee and eat.
[-Spammers-] Sharlana thinks smudge is a very cool leper.
[=Spammers=] Smudge thinks it has been at this leper thing for a while.
[-Spammers-] Smudge hugs Sharlana tightly and adores her.
(=Spammers=) Tomorrow goes 'Oook!'
[-Spammers-] Tomorrow says 'Who wants to be a leper messiah anyway?'
[=Spammers=] Smudge goes 'That's what I've been doing' at Tomorrow.
{=Spammers=} Smudge raises its hand.
October 30, 2005
[-Spammers-] Sharlana kills in the forest a'naturale.
{=Spamfo=} Charlock is a decent spammer.
{=Spamfo=} Absence is a bad spammer.
{=Spammers=} Charlock giggles merrily at Sharlana.
{=Spammers=} Charlock says 'Naked, in other words.'
{=Spammers=} Sharlana nods
{=Spammers=} Charlock giggles merrily at Sharlana.
October 30, 2005
[-Spammers-] Charlock says 'Didn't finish sellswords?'
[-Spammers-] Vale shakes his head.
(-Spammers-) Charlock gasps in astonishment.
(-Spammers-) Vale : Isobel had to go :
(=Spammers=) Charlock says 'Aww.'
[=Spammers=] Charlock thinks carefully.
(=Spammers=) Sharlana cant remember how to do the hermes part of Barbarellas
:(
[=Spammers=] Charlock says 'Want help finishing them, or giving up?'
[=Spammers=] Charlock acks and hugs Sharlana.
{=Spammers=} Vale is giving up like a little baby.
{=Spammers=} Charlock gasps in astonishment.
(=Spammers=) Charlock spanks Vale on the butt.
(=Spammers=) Charlock says 'You're supposed to be brave and all that stuff.'
(-Spammers-) Vale coughs noisily.
{=Spammers=} Charlock says 'Poor shape, might be workable.'
(=Spammers=) Vale shows off his Limited Edition 'Charlock Handmark' on his
Butt
October 30, 2005 [-Druids-] Polar: Greetings [-Druids-] Sharlana puts her hands in the air and sways like a tree. [-Druids-] Polar: Greetings [-Druids-] Sharlana welcomes Charlock. [-Druids-] Bark sings 'Happy Birthday to you!' [-Druids-] Charlock beams. [-Druids-] Sharlana says HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLOCK [-Druids-] Bark sings 'Happy Birthday to ewww!' [-Druids-] Charlock tickles Bark. [-Druids-] Bark sings 'Happy Birthday dear Shallot!' [-Druids-] Bark grins hungrily. [-Druids-] Zop cheers enthusiastically. [-Druids-] Bark sings 'Hap.... Bon appeteti-it to us!' and bites Charlock.
October 30, 2005
(-Spammers-) Smudge sings 'We all live in a yellow submarine.'
[-Spammers-] Smudge meatballs around the room at max speed.
(-Spammers-) Ryant sings 'Smudge does smell a bit like baked beans' to the
theme of Yellow Submarine
(-Spammers-) Sharlana sings 'a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine'
(-Spammers-) Smudge climbs into Sharlana's lap.
(=Spammers=) Tomorrow wants to live in a twinkie.
(-Spammers-) Tomorrow thinks it's basically the same thing, but tasty.
(=Spammers=) Sharlana snuggles Smudge.
[-Spammers-] Tomorrow snuggles itself.
[-Spammers-] Smudge pats Tomorrow on the head.
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