The following are excerpts from things that other NannyMUD characters and I have said that struck me as very humorous. A good many of these are from the Spammers' line. Hopefully you'll find them just as amusing as I did.
{=Spamfo=} Strivent gave Jestro a vote for no reason.
[=Spammers=] Smudge wonders.
(-Spammers-) Strivent : well since me and jestro are in a full time sexual
relationship i thought i'd show him my gratitude for his favours
[-Spammers-] Smudge recoils with fear.
(=Spammers=) Strivent cackles madly.
[Guitarists] Poogus sings "Who are the Smudgies in your neighborhood, in your
neighborhood, in your neighborhood...oooh who are the Smudgies
in your neighborhood...they're the lepers that you meet when
you're walking down the street...."
[Guitarists] Poogus: There is something in this lemonade, I swear it.
[Guitarists] Syn nods solemnly, understands now and says 'Lemons.'
[=Spammers=] Akilin says 'yah, the facts of the bladder really get the ladies,
too.'
[=Spammers=] Moth says: It would be better for the terrorists to turn off the
lights.
{=Spammers=} Akilin says 'She thought her house was possessed when she first
moved in because a light flickered.'
(=Spammers=) Jaeger says: Best theory I heard on the radio was... sunspots.
[-Spammers-] Relay goes 'Bush is blaming Canada, and Cretien is blaming the
US for it though.'
[-Spamfo-] Akilin is a quality spammer.
{=Spammers=} Charlock rolls on the floor laughing.
(=Spammers=) Moth says: Scares people just the same.
(=Spammers=) Moth grins evilly.
(=Spammers=) Moth blames 'Spamfo.'
{=Spammers=} Akilin says 'Everyone should blame Canada.'
(-Spammers-) Moth says: But then no one has to die
[=Spammers=] Jaeger goes 'let's blame the French again, that was fun.'
(-Spammers-) Charlock chuckles.
[-Spammers-] Moth sings 'Blame Canada!'
{=Spammers=} Charlock lafs.
[-Spammers-] Relay slaps Akilin in the face.
=============================== NannyMOS 1.15.7 ===============================
[High] just a little beldin (because that's all there is)
[Elder] Dagoth the Dreaming God (immortal)
[Elder] Barbarella the meatball
[Wizard] Oak the meatball
[Wizard] Leclerk the meatball
[Wizard] Elysia loves you, emacs. (like a kid in a coding store)
[Wizard] Belegur the meatball
[App.] Keeper doesn't care anymore (killing himself to live) (broken)
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(later followed by 'Automeatball' and 'Autosauce'.)
The most inappropriate boggle board I have ever played.
+---+---+---+---+---+
| B | O | T | R | T |
+---+---+---+---+---+
| P | P | I | C | S |
+---+---+---+---+---+
| L | O | N | S | W |
+---+---+---+---+---+
| H | Y | R | S | L |
+---+---+---+---+---+
| H | D | I | Y | S |
+---+---+---+---+---+
Grypha: 47
Words: pins (1), pons (1), loin (1), loins (2), hons (1), tics (1), tins (1),
piss (1), diss (1), porn (1), porns (2), lorn (1), horn (1), horny (2), pics
(1), plop (1), option (3), options (5), snip (1), snit (1), sirs (1), sins (1),
lord (1), strip (2), porny (2), poly (1), potion (3), potions (5), tiny (1),
rins (1).
Smudge: 24
Words: piss (1), pons (1), porn (1), porns (2), lorn (1), horns (2), horny (2),
snit (1), snip (1), trip (1), horn (1), hons (1), diss (1), loin (1), loins
(2), script (3), pics (1), drop (1).
Akilin: 19
Words: porn (1), lorn (1), horny (2), porny (2), pins (1), rins (1), tins (1),
piss (1), strip (2), loins (2), loin (1), diss (1), snip (1), snit (1), trip
(1).
Poogus: 18
Words: tins (1), pins (1), porn (1), porns (2), lorn (1), horn (1), horny (2),
horns (2), piss (1), pons (1), hons (1), script (3), snit (1).
[Chat] Akilin: If I ever met him in real life, I would call him the Big Bloomster
(-Spammers-) Jaeger goes 'You do, in fact, look like a stuffed animal when
held' at Smudge.
[TAG> Mudette: Smudge... why are you in Desire's bed???
[TAG> Smudge goes 'Umm...'
[TAG> Hewe: haha
[TAG> Smudge blushes suddenly.
[TAG> Mudette nods solemnly.
[TAG> Mudette: I couldn't even sleep on a nice bed because you interrupted me
[TAG> Mudette: No fair..
[TAG> Mudette: Smudge got to enjoy it by himself..
[TAG> Mudette: Well that didn't sound right at all.
[Party] Hopeless: Peterpan?
[Party] Smudge: heh, you can't escape
[Party] Peterpan: be there in just a sex
[Party] Hopeless fears.
[Party] Peterpan: yes I can!
[Party] Hopeless: Ick. I hate the Machin.
[Party] Hopeless wants her soul back.
[Party] Smudge: laugh hard
[Party] Hopeless: You can't run if you want to do this quest with
Smudge and I.
[Party] Smudge hmms.
[Party] Hopeless couldn't find the ... pipe.
[Party] Smudge: he went offline
[Party] Smudge: that was a funny typo
[Party] Hopeless nods surely.
[Party] Smudge: oooh, no soul?
[Party] Peterpan: what typo
(-Spammers-) Jaeger would gladly trade his cold for some heat.
(=Spammers=) Sscorpion would gladly trade his head for cold.
(-Spammers-) Jaeger hmms.
(-Spammers-) Ninjaturtle nods solemnly.
(-Spammers-) Smudge : your head?!
(-Spammers-) Jaeger goes 'deal!'
{=Spammers=} Smudge clutches its head carefully.
[-Spammers-] Sscorpion meant heat.
(=Spammers=) Jaeger shakes hands with Sscorpion.
[-Spammers-] Smudge laughs hard.
{=Spammers=} Jaeger says: No you offered your head.
[=Spammers=] Smudge laughs hysterically.
{=Spammers=} Jaeger comes to collect.
(=Spammers=) Jaeger suddenly bursts into unrehearsed maniacal laughter:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[-Spammers-] Sscorpion goes 'No no, I offered my heat.'
(=Spammers=) Sscorpion breathes hotly on Jaeger.
(-Spammers-) Smudge laughs hard and hard.
[-Spammers-] Smudge rolls on the floor laughing.
(=Spammers=) Jaeger says: But you said head.
[-Spammers-] Jaeger certainly hopes Sscorpion's not trying to back out
now.
(-Spammers-) Sscorpion blames 'Spamfo' quickly.
(-Spammers-) Jaeger points to the final print: all deals are final once
the handshake's been made.
[-Spammers-] Sscorpion goes 'Spamfo scrambled what I said!'
(=Spammers=) Jaeger goes 'a likely excuse!'
[-Spammers-] Sscorpion goes 'Ah, but I haven't shook your hand yet :P.'
[=Spammers=] Sscorpion goes 'You shook mine.'
{=Spammers=} Jaeger hrmphs.
[-Spammers-] Jaeger says: It's a mutual handshake.
(-Spammers-) Jaeger quotes 'It takes two to tango!'
(-Spammers-) Sscorpion disagrees.
(=Spammers=) Ninjaturtle wonders.
[=Spammers=] Jaeger says: Well, alright then. We're pretend you said
'heat'.
[=Spammers=] Jaeger says: How much heat are you offering?
Block tells you: did you die? Do you know if your corpse is still there- id
love to cook you for the resturant
Block tells you: and my condolences
Block replies to you: ahhhhh, that's right. Damn you lepers, teasing a guy like that!
Block replies to you: no thought for others at all :P
Block replies to you: s'ok. Next time perhaps :D
Jaeger murders you discreetly in a back alley.
[-Spammers-] Jaeger confesses to the murder of Smudge, in a back alley.
[-Spammers-] Jaeger already confessed, when will the hanging be?
{-Spammers-} Jaeger gives one last, convulsive jerk for dramatic effect.
(-Spamfo-) Smudge is a great spammer.
{=Spammers=} Smudge slaps Smafo hard.
{=Spammers=} Smudge cries.
(-Spammers-) Smudge : Spamfo!
(=Spammers=) Poogus cheers enthusiastically.
[=Spammers=] Moth fears Smudge.
(-Spammers-) Kurgan tosses his thumb in Smudge's direction and says:
Alright man!
(=Spammers=) Smudge mutters.
[=Spammers=] Snafu holds Akilin, Poogus, Kurgan, Labyrinth, Moth and
Smudge in his arms.
{=Spammers=} Smudge thanks Kurgan and Poogus.
{=Spammers=} Spamfo curses Smudge.
(=Spammers=) Moth thinks Smudge is an awfully depressed leper.
[-Spammers-] Moth gasps in astonishment.
(-Spammers-) Moth giggles merrily.
{=Spammers=} Smudge sticks its tongue out at Spamfo.
{=Spammers=} Spamfo snuggles Moth protectively.
{=Spammers=} Moth giggles merrily.
[-Spammers-] Moth struts proudly.
[-Spammers-] Spamfo bites Smudge's tongue off.
(-Spammers-) Snafu cackles gleefully.
{=Spammers=} Moth fears Snafu.
{=Spammers=} Kylie struts her stuff.
{=Spammers=} Snafu capers merrily about.
(=Spammers=) Moth goes: Ooh!
[=Spammers=] Kurgan spams like a Greatly Deranged Frog Speaker.
{=Spammers=} Snafu capers around Spamfo.
{=Spammers=} Spamfo shoots Snafu.
{=Spammers=} Spamfo takes no prisoners.
(-Spammers-) Moth giggles merrily.
[-Spammers-] Kurgan bounces around like a madman, grinning insanely.
[-Spammers-] Moth takes Spamfo prisoner.
[=Spammers=] Moth happily takes prisoners.
{=Spammers=} Smudge shakes Relay like a bowlful of jello.
(-Spammers-) Relay finds a bug in him and opens his chest to reveal
MOTH!
(=Spammers=) Relay falls to the ground, dead.
{=Spammers=} Smudge laughs hard.
[-Spammers-] Akilin capers around Relay merrily.
(-Spammers-) Moth would just not bring the owl....
[=Spammers=] Jaeger nods solemnly.
(=Spammers=) Smudge : feels the sting of your corrupted soap?
(=Spammers=) Smudge giggles merrily.
(-Spammers-) Jaeger giggles merrily.
[=Spammers=] Smudge thinks something sure is wrong there.
(-Spammers-) Moth rolls on the floor laughing.
[=Spammers=] Jaeger says: Just wash it off, it'll be okay :P
{=Spammers=} Moth thinks carefully.
(=Spammers=) Moth asks: With what?
(-Spammers-) Smudge sighs and agrees.
[=Spammers=] Jaeger says: soap!
(-Spammers-) Smudge laughs hard.
(=Spammers=) Polar boggles at the concept.
(-Spammers-) Polar giggles merrily.
{=Spammers=} Moth agrees with Polar.
(-Spamfo-) Moth is a quality spammer.
[=Spammers=] Polar wheeeeeeeeees.
{=Spammers=} Jaeger says: or maybe some shampoo, with a moisturizing conditioner.
[ND] Gwrox is too poor for Fruit-of-the-Looms, he just wears fruit
[ND] Poogus: Doesn't it rot?
[ND] Mudette shows off her hot-pink Victoria's Secret underwear, sold
to her from a granny.
[ND] Selindor: I bet I know someone else who will too
[ND] Gwrox nogs hard.
[ND] Prime cringes in terror.
[ND] Mudette looks at Gwrox.
[ND] Littlebit isn't wearing any underwear under her cloak, remember?
[ND] Repo ogles Mudette.
[ND] Littlebit is feeling a little chilly.
[ND] Gwrox runs up to Littlebit and high-fives her with a loud *smack*.
[ND] Mudette hugs Littlebit.
You told Littlebit: though the Rift Demon makes me feel rather heroic
[-Druids-] Littlebit tells you: it's a sexy way to go, frankly ;)
Silgan the brother (HealMe).
Silgan checks out a babe in Centerfold, the adult magazine.
Silgan says: watch it...I'll heal you to death
Silgan grins evilly.
You told Silgan: this isn't abusing the tome, is it?
[Paragon] Silgan tells you: this is just scientific experimentation
[-Druids-] You told Peterpan: eating my dessert, and can't play at the
same time ;)
[-Druids-] Peterpan tells you: I can, Liz can, must be that plant DNA
making you useless ;)
[TAG> Relay: chopsticks are a sweet weapon ;)
Sscorpion acks.
Sscorpion says: I just realized something!
Sscorpion says: I was in Block's bed with Block
[=Spammers=] Wristwatch wants to know how the salt and pepper shakers
had kids
[-Spammers-] Smudge goes 'Awwww!'
[-Spammers-] Doggywoggy giggles merrily.
[=Spammers=] Smudge peers at Wristwatch.
(=Spammers=) Littlebit wonders further how salt and pepper made
paprika.
[=Spammers=] Smudge goes 'Kids?'
(-Spammers-) Smudge goes 'Paprika???'
(-Spammers-) Labyrinth zooms around like a boisterous aardvark.
{=Spammers=} Littlebit suggests naughtiness on Mrs. Pepper's part.
[=Spammers=] Smudge laughs hysterically.
[=Spammers=] Smudge gives Littlebit a 'spammer of the moment' award.
[=Spamfo=] Smudge gave Littlebit a vote because 'whee'.
(-Spammers-) Selindor goes 'Oh dear...'
(-Spammers-) Littlebit thinks Mrs. Pepper had an affair with Mr.
Seasoned Salt... for obvious reasons.
[-Spammers-] Smudge raises an eyebrow.
(-Spammers-) Wristwatch capers merrily about.
(=Spammers=) Smudge goes 'Scandalous!'
(-Spammers-) Littlebit wonders whether you would choose Mr. Salt... or Mr. Seasoned Salt?
[-Spammers-] Littlebit goes, "va va voom.'
(=Spammers=) Smudge doesn't know.
(=Spammers=) Doggywoggy hmms.
(=Spammers=) Wristwatch wants to see Mr. Parmesean Cheese
[=Spammers=] Doggywoggy : Mr. Lemon Salt, I think...
[-Spammers-] Selindor thinks some might pick Mr. Black Pepper for
obvious reasons.
[ND] Poogus: Let's race Gem, my Zamboni vs your Tank.
[Chat] Barbarella: ahhh, peace at last. I assume most of the spam has migrated back to its namesake club?