In a two-day period in New York City recently, a homeless man, a train maintenance worker, and a dog were killed on the subway tracks. Ninety people telephoned the Transit Authority to express concern about the dog, but only three called about the worker, and no one about the homeless man.

A young boy and his mother were walking down the road. She says to him, "Look Jim, that's a puddle of H2O." The boy replies, "No mummy, that's a puddle of K9P!"

Some veterinarians are prescribing Prozac for dogs. Animal rights activists are thrilled. Things have finally come full circle. Finally, a drug for animals that has been tested on humans first.

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.