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| "A woman's Ass Hole is a poor man's condom." -Me |
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| "Hoes... hoes in the canoe" -Rob Szelski |
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| "Can anyone tell me what's 2 plus 2... Yes Booker... ... THOMAS JEFFERSON, Sucka !" -The Rock making fun of Booker T |
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| "Can I ask a question ? .. What the hell ?" -Mike Wong in Calc 2 class |
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| "I dunno what I just said... but I said something" -Robbie Hart's brother in-law in The Wedding Singer |
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| "Shut up and show us your tits" -Danny Boyle, OAC year, during school president (Head Girl) candidacies |
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| "Yo, I dunno why I do these things... I just do em" -Me |
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| "Don't expect too much... and you won't be disappointed" -Robbie Szelski, to his boss |
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| "That's some Special Sauce in your left ear, baby !!" -Robbie Szelski |
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| "It smells like CRAP in here!" -Stone Cold Steve Austin |
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| "Gonna get the Junk Yard Dog on yo ass... oooooo, Junk Yard Dog gone come sexually mollestin yo ass..." -Claude Valade |
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| "That's like the pot calling the kettle black..." -old saying, about hypocrits |
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| "Roses are brown, violet are brown... who the hell shit in the garden" -unknown |
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| "Hey Mary Kate, I wouldn't tell people I'm a superstar if I were you. People might think you superSUCK" -The girl who played Evian in Superstar |
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| "What's your favorite planet ? Mine's the sun..." -Will Ferrell on SNL as Harry Karay |
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| "Hey Conan, you shaved the sideburns, man. That's too bad, you know, that was a really cool look.... FOR ME TO POOP ON!" -Triumph the Insult Dog Comic |
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| "You big Poopy.. (reply: What did you call me ?)... Uh... I said 'Beg Puppy!' ...to my imaginary dog.... " -Carlton Banks to his father Philip on Fresh Prince of Bel Air |
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