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| Welcome toJonny Potsmoker's Advice Column! |
| Dear Jonny Potsmoker, I'm having problems in my life right now. I don't think that it's worth living. No one loves me and my children make me look like a bafoon. Just this morning I had laundry soap put in my bed. I don't understand why my kids are so hostile towards me. All that I said was that I didn't want to see them, I wished that I hadn't come that night and that my friends were more important to me than them. And then I pushed one of my kids into the wall and almost hit another one with metal pole. Did I say something wrong? What am I supposed to do? Regards, Desperate Loser |
| Dear Desperate Loser, Who the hell are you to say that ? I'm sure your children feel the same way as you do after you said that!! Maybe that's why they're hostile towards you!!! Geez you're a dumbass! No wonder they put laundry soap in your bed. I think you have to take some parenting classes or something. What's this about saying that your friends are more important than them? That's pretty dumb. No wonder they don't like you. And about you wanting to end your life....... get some help dude.......go to a hospital or something. PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD NOT BE FREE!!! THEY SHOULD BE IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION OR SOMEWHERE FAR, FAR AWAY FROM ANYONE ELSE!!! And that;s my advice for this week. Jonny Potsmoker |
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| I don't think life is worth living anymore |
| Ok, here's the thing. One of my friends was high on pot or something and sent me a help thing.... I decided to answer it.....on a humiliating web page!!! |
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