Happy Anniversary, my luff!
Dis has been such a wonderpurr monff,
I feel like my feet haffn't touched da ground once.
Here, let me put da champagne on ice
and da roses in a vase,
while mew open yer gift.
I hope mew like it.
Da clasp is da eternity symbol.
Just like our luff is fur eternity.
Thank mew fur making me da happiest boy in da world.
Yer furefur luff,
E.T.
Wowee, sweetheart, mew look gorgeous!
Are mew ready fur dinner an dancin?
I'm not letting mew leaf my side tonite.