| "If you can't remember how many cats you have, you don't have enough" -- Unknown "The smallest feline is a masterpiece" -- Leonardo da Vinci "Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use." -- Mark Twain "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -- Anonymous "The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer." -- Comedienne Paula Poundstone "Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat." -- Mark Twain "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." -- Unknown "One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway "Beware of people who dislike cats." -- Irish proverb "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." -- Unknown Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow. -- Jeff Valdez You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat. Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and get back to you. I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Steven Wright MEOW...SPLAT...RUFF...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs) The dog needs the high grass so he can hide from the neighborhood cats. -- Men's Health, on how to get out of mowing the lawn Women and cats do as they dammed well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it. |
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