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If These Bands Win I Will Kill You
all 3/4 number ones are overrated.
who the fuck likes pantera
how the fuck did mute math make it and two gallants and northstar not
who the fuck is teagan and s
stallions vs unicorns, who ever submitted that should be shot, now
seriously
if these bands win i'll be pissed
rhcp
tool
311
nirvana
dmb
queen
incubus
green day
seriously now, who the fuck likes pantera
if none of these bands make the sweet 16 i have no faith in you as people
postal service
jimmy eat world
death cab for cutie
brand new
bright eyes
william elliot whitmore
oasis
if william elliot whitmore doesnt beat queen i'll be pissed...name three queen songs...and not boheimrapsody or however its fuckin spelled...waynes world should NOT affect your voting
i will only be happy if brand new loses to
beatles
bob dylan
seriously
im pissed bright eyes is up against RATM
also that rocky v SHOULD have to play bob dylan in the second round
im still pissed that stallions vs unicorns and pantera are in here
other bands i disagree with
shinedown
rush
linkin park
kenny c
lynard skynard (sweet home alabama!?! they are from fuckin florida)
foreigner
van halen
you people make me sick, i hope you all burn or die or both
best,
andy
I Hate You All! (4/19)
Thank you everyone who voted for me, may you die in your sleep in a fire.
Now I know some of you are wondering how it is that I am still in this tourney. So am I. So I'm looking at the douchebag seeding theorems and I'm sayin...I don't cheat on my girlfriend (so she must be cheatin on me, bitch). I have no friends I talk smack about, thou maybe my "your mom" jokes are the reason for that. Take this joke from Saturday night (I was in a bar parking lot pulling back so I could fit into a spot with Dan and Sarah in the car):
Dan: There is a car pulling out behind you.
Me: YOUR MOM IS PULLING OUT!
So that makes the first half of my making it this far. The next reason could be I hate puppies. I mean, I really hate puppies...and kittens. I masturbate all the time just so Tina's kitty will die. What the committee really looks for is the number of puppies kicked. Which for me is like 56,426,846,354,684,646. Yeah, that's a lot I know. I'm a bit of a d-bag. So you would think I'm a lock for a #1 seed, right? But I never drank my own pee. I just put it in every mixed drink I make for any of my friends. You probably thought it was sour mix. However, that doesn't count.
How am I still in it if I never drank my own pee then? I shouldn't even be in the tourney! Of course, I do fuck goats. I fuck goats and spawn children. I fuck them, kick and then kill them. Burn them and then dance around the fire with no clothes on while little children who are locked up in cages watch (the committee doesn't count this, I just like to do it).
So here I am underrated in my seed because my lack of pee drinking is like not having a low post presence in the ncaa tourney - but I got the fucking madness motherfuckers!
I think I got special consideration for being a German and a Jew. The thought of one day using my babies for target practice and baking all my family in a big oven excites me. It's too bad I'm a Jew - otherwise I wouldn't be too cheap to buy all the guns and ovens.
VOTE (FOR ME) OR DIE!
me
Z Lost? (4/18)
I haven't been watchin this very carefully or at all really but wtf
im still in and brian and z are out
seriously
i will like kill some motherfuckers
rape their god
fuck their mom
pee on cars
hand out more nic names
punch holes in doors
buy a car that runs on corn i pimp out
cause more tornadoes
wreak someones car
fuck someones girlfriend
good luck.
me
