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Any one of your bikes is worth more than your car. You choose an apartment solely on the basis of whether or not it is flat enough to ride into and how close the good roads are. The first thing you ask when you regain consciousness is "How's my bike" You actually move farther form work so your bike commute will be longer. Your learn you have X money left over after paying bills and the first thing you do is reach for the nearest motorcycle catalog. You dream of winning the lottery, and the first thing you think of is "how many/which bikes can that money buy?" You can tell your significant other with a straight face that its too hot to mow the lawn then take off and go for a ride. You know the distance of every point of interest within 20 miles of your house as well as the location of every pot-hole along the way. Murphy's 10 Laws of Motorcycling A motorcycle cannot fall over without an audience. The odds of a motorcycle falling over are directly proportional to the size of the audience and of the owner's ego. (Newness and expense of the bike are contributing factors.) Motorcycles are to yellow bugs as aircraft carriers once were to Kamikaze pilots. You will not feel the need to go to the restroom until after you have put on your rainsuit. The fact that your keys are still in your pants pocket will only become apparent after you have put on your gloves. Quick fixes are so named for how long they stay fixed. The only part you really need will also be the only part on permanent backorder. Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle being shown to a prospective buyer. You will never suffer a punctured tire on the road until you leave the repair kit at home. "Universal" accessories are so named because that is what you must search to find the bike they fit. 
Ok buddy !!! smoke break is over ya hear ME 
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