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Title: Love Monkeys Chapter: N/A Author's Notes: Waaaaiii, I missed you all so much, minna! *cracks knuckles* But now I'm baaaaaack...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!....okay, back to sanity now ^_^...meeheehee...I think you'll enjoy this fic...it's one of my crazier ones, but hey, the crazier the better ~_^ Oi. How did I ever get suckered into writing something with... HER. Oh well...here goes nothing *sticks in his earplugs and gets to work* Disclaimer: Sadly, even if we changed my name to Naoko Takeuchi, I would not own Sailor Moon...my plans have been foiled...>< ********************************************************** Usagi leaned against the cool windowpane, gazing at the sky. Her eyes were searching for a star to wish upon. As she scoured the night sky, a lone streak fell through the sky. Before it was gone, Usagi closed her eyes tightly and made her wish. "I wish to find my one true love" Mamoru sat in a similar position as the famed Odango, head against windowpane, eyes gazing out into the sky. As he watched a star shoot through the midnight darkness, he closed his eyes, and wished. "I wish to find my one true love" ********************************************************** Usagi shifted slowly in bed, aware of a soft cooing in her ear. She waved her hand in the air, not wanting to get up. "Its too early to get up, Mommy. Let me sleep" "Aaaa aa oooouuu eee ee ouuu aaa?" Serena jerked up, aware now that her mother was beginning to sound like a monkey. Glancing around her dark room warily, she spied the offending creature in the corner. The monkey leapt onto her bed, doing a little dance, its mini tuxedo coatails flapping about behind it. "I, Great Love Monkey, will tell you Of a tale of lovers, numbered Two And when my little rhyme is done Your love will find you, numbered one. His name starts with an M And ends with a U You have to admit He's handsome too You call him baka Although he is smart But there is no denying He's stolen your heart I shall return tomorrows eve Again this rhyme, I shall leave And within three days time Your love will tell you of a similar rhyme. If this love is not to be Your lonely heart will belong TO ME!!!" With a tip of its tiny top hat, the little creature was gone, leaving only a slip of paper with the rhyme scrawled messily on it. Usagi sat dazed, wondering what on earth the monkey was trying to tell her. <<His name starts with an M...>> Mamoru's alarm went berserk, blasting out his ear. He leapt out of bed, thinking for a breif moment, before realizing that it was the early hours of the morning, and the sun had yet to break over the horizon. Reaching over to shut the offensive sound off, his hand came into contact with a small fuzzy monkey wearing a pink dress and a little yellow wig of hair. "I, Great Love Monkey, will tell you Of a tale of lovers, numbered Two And when my little rhyme is done Your love will find you, numbered one. Her name starts with a U and ends with an I and you always wish you were her kind of guy You call her Odango because of her hair And in love and war All is fair I shall return tomorrow�s eve Again this rhyme, I shall leave And within three days time Your love will tell you of a similar rhyme. If this love is not to be Your lonely heart will belong TO ME!!!" With a clumsy pirouette, the little monkey dissapeared. Mamoru sat bewildered, immediately recognizing the word Odango in the monkey's chant. <<You call her Odango, because of her hair...Impossible!>> he thought. <<I can't possibly be in love with...>> ********************************************************** "Usagi! Hey, what's up?" Motoki called out to his old friend. His voice betrayed his worry for the young girl, as she had large bags under her eyes and looked like she hadn't slept for days. "Motoki-kun" she said, looking up at him "Lately at night, this little monkey has been visiting me. It leaves little rhymes to tell me who my one true love is and it keeps saying that I'll find him in three days time from the first time I saw it...but Motoki-kun..its already BEEN three days...and if I don't find my love today, then I'm going to have to marry the monkey!" she cried out "Usa-chan, I think you've been having a little too much sugar lately" was Motoki's reply as the bells to the Arcade jingled slightly. "Well well well, if it isn't little Odango Atama." came a dry voice from behind her. "Whats the matter? Failed yet ANOTHER test?" "Leave me ALONE you MEAN BAK..." Usagi trailed off at her familier name for Mamoru... <<You call him baka, although he's smart...>> Mamoru stared down at Usagi, slowly realising what the monkey saw...Usagi was beautiful, he had never doubted that...but he had been so busy trying to find the faults in the girl, that he had never bothered to see just how wonderful she was. Now she was staring at him, open-mouthed, eyes wide with shock. "Um..Odango? You in there?" he said, tapping lightly on her head. "This is NOT happening to me" Usagi whimpered. "I have to choose between a MONKEY and MAMORU!!" she wailed, tearing out of the arcade at a lightning speed. <<A monkey..and me? "And within three days time, your love will tell you of similar rhyme.." Could it be that Usagi has had a visit from that creepy monkey too?>> Usagi curled up on the park bench, crying softly. She had always had a little crush on Mamoru, but it had never gone past that. Sure he was cute, but what a jerk! <<All he ever does is tease me anyway. I don't WANT to marry a monkey...but mamoru doesn't love me so I have to anyway>> Usagi's head jerked up as a hand came down lightly on her shoulder. "Usagi? Are you alright? You didn't look too good back there at the Arcade." "I'm fine, Mamoru-baka. Now leave me alone. I'm not in the mood for your insults today" "I'm not here to insult you, little Odango." Usagi stood up, and spun around, her hand contacting Mamoru's cheek with a loud *SLAP*. "MY NAME IS USAGI! U-SAG-I! I'M NOT AN ODANGO AND I'M SICK OF YOU CALLING ME THAT!" she screamed. Mamoru just stared in shock as the girl tore away from him yet again. <<It always ends up like this..I stand here staring while she runs off crying. If that damn love monkey is so great, then why can't it help me out now?>> Usagi stumbled and fell not to far from where she had just smacked Mamoru. She lay there in the bushes, sniffling, struggling to get up, when she heard a familiar voice behind her. "Running away from your love, you are But careful, hark! Run not to far For if you do, your love, I fear Ends forever in this spot here." Usagi turned around, facing the direction the voice had come from, only to bump into Mamoru's chest. "You're pretty scratched up there, Usako." he whispered, leaning down and gently kissing a scratch on her cheek. Usagi let out a small gasp and found herself trapped in his arms. "I never meant to hurt you, Usa. I was just.. jealous, I guess. You're perfect, you're life is perfect, people love you. I don't have any of that. I was so busy trying to find a fault in you that I ended up hurting you when I never meant to. Please forgive me, Usako?" he said, dropping to his knees in front of her. Usagi stared at him open mouthed. "I...but...we...you..." she stuttered. "Usako?" she asked incredulously. "I..I guess its a step up from Odango, isn't it?" she asked, with a hesitant smile. Mamoru threw his arms around her waist, picked her up and spun her around, grinning like a loon the entire time. ********************************************************** Motoki lifted the dirty plates from the table, freezing as he glanced out the window. His eyes found the locked hands of his two closest friends, Mamoru and Usagi, and the plates, along with his jaw, dropped. Usagi was skipping down the street, dragging a laughing Mamoru behind her. As they neared the door, they caused Motoki to drop two cups of hot chocolate all over himself. They entered the door of the Arcade, hands and lips locked together, and neither looked like they planned on seperating from the other anytime soon. Motoki turned to get a mop, slipped on the hot chocolate, and went flying into the kitchen, flipping up to land in a pot of cold soup. He heard Mamoru call out for a chocolate sundae with two spoons. "I'm stuck headfirst in a pot of cold soup, and they want a SUNDAE?" he grumbled, prying a few noodles out of his hair. Mamoru and Usagi glanced up in shock as a wet and grumpy Motoki slammed a sundae down in front of them. Noodles, vairous vegetables, and what resembled marshmellows clung to his dripping clothes and hair. All they could do was giggle. As Motoki returned from the kitchen with a mop and a bucket of hot water to mop up the hot chocolate, or what was left of it, Mamoru spooned a big scoop of ice cream into Usagi's waiting mouth. As her lips clamped down on the spoon, his clamped down on hers, causing Motoki to spill the scalding mop-water all over himself. "AAAGGGHHH! GOD *censored*!!! WHAT THE *censored* IS *censored* GOING THE *censored* AROUND THIS *censored* PLACE??" He yelped as the water sloshed about him. "You two!" he cried, pointing an accusing finger at the two love birds. "You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? What, is it 'Lets make Motoki's Day REEEAAAAALLLLYYY Bad' Day?" "Chill man," Mamoru chuckled "Blame it on the monkeys" Leaving the money for the sundae and a genrous tip, Mamoru and Usagi left hand in hand, off to go shock Usa's friends next, leaving behind a stunned, and soaked to say the least, Motoki. **********************************************************
