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THINGS YOU LEARN FROM THE MOVIES

1.      At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil . 

2.      Should you decide to defuse a bomb , don�t worry which wire to cut . You will always choose the right one�just 1 second before it blows up . 

3.      Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society. 

4.      It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts ; your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you knocked out their predecessors . 

5.      Rather than wasting bullets , megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses , pulley systems , deadly gasses , lasers , and man-eating sharks , which will always allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape . 

6.      All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread . 

7.      Once applied , lipstick will never rub off � even while scuba diving . 

8.      You�re likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home . 

9.      The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris . 

10.  A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating , but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds . 

11.  If a large pane of glass is visible , someone will be thrown through it before long . 

12.  All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they�re going to go off.

13.  If you decide to start singing and dancing in the street , everyone you meet will know all the words and steps . 

14.  When they are alone , all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English .  

15.  Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always says : ENTER PASSWORD NOW . 

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