I. a. Eh, give yourself two points. Are you in a good mood? b. Well, who doesn't like to laugh on Fridays? Only one point. c. No points. Grouch. d. All right! High five! *slap* OW! Don't hit my forehead! I mean, I know it's through the computer, but still...ow. Five points. e. Oooh, I think you're going to like this site. But maybe that's mean to all my drummer friends, so only take seven points (you can take another three when they're not looking).
2. a. Well, free pop is nice, but is that the best you can do? One point, because I feel sorry for you. b. You've truly captured the spirit of eating out with the band. Five points. c. Yeah, that's cute. Take four points. d. Yes! THIS is what band is all about! *does the hokey-pokey* Insanity at six-thirty! Take ten points!
3. a. Cute, but not really as good as it could've been. Two points. b. You get three points for having good taste in music, but sorry, no points for humor. c. Again, three points for your taste in music, but you get another two. d. All right! Ten points!
4. a. Only two points, because you're a percussionist. b. Negative five points. No whiners. It would've been negative ten, but I gave you a few extras for not being a percussionist. c. Well, you're probably a trumpeter, so only five points. d. Yes! Little dances, broken drums...got some good humor there. Ten points.
Everyone who got -5-0 points: Well, check out the poems, read the essays, scan the lists...but I'd stay away from the humor if I were you. Lighten up, man.
Everyone who got 1-55 points: Cool! I think you'll like the Haven...even if you're a percussionist. I hereby give you the official permit to travel wherever you want within the Haven. See that green light glowing at the bottom of your moniter? That means that you've been approved. Here is the Password to get in.
