the Difference
What's the difference between a trumpet player and a tuba player?
Forty cents.
What's the difference between a trumpet and a jet airplane?
About three decibels (it's true!).
What's the difference between a trumpet and a drink machine?
With the drink machine, you might actually get a Hi-C.
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
What's the difference between a trumpet and a macaw?
One is loud and obnoxious, and the other is a bird.
What is the difference between a bad trumpet player and a cobra?
One is deadly, and the other is a reptile.
What's the difference between a clarinet's and trumpet's hospital use?
The clarinet is used to lull crying babies to sleep and the trumpet to wake people in comas.
What's the difference between a trombone section and a saxophone section?
The trombones weren't meant to sound like two cats in a fight, but they do.
What's the difference between a talented trombone player and a talented hockey player?
Hockey players are supposed to hurt people with their talents.
What's the difference between a trombone and a sewer?
Less water flows through the sewer, and it's cleaner too.
What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw?
It's easier to improvise on a chainsaw.
What�s the difference between a baritone and a tuba?
Nothing, a baritone is just a tuba that shrunk in the wash.
What�s the difference between a baritone and an euphonium?
People can spell 'Baritone'.
What's the difference between a drummer and a oboist?
The oboist understands fills.
What's the difference between a clarinet, a flute and a drum?
With the clarinet, the air goes out of the player's mouth and through the clarinet. With the flute, the air goes out of the player's mouth and over the mouthpiece. With the drum, the air goes in one ear and out the other.
What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.
What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A drum machine can keep a steady beat and won't steal your girlfriend.
What is the difference between a band director and a chimpanzee?
It's scientifically proven that chimpanzees are able to communicate with humans.
What's the difference between alto clef and Greek?
Some conductors can actually read Greek.
What do an oboe and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
What do a saxophone and a baseball have in common?
People cheer when you hit them with a bat.
What do a French horn solo and a bomb have in common?
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
What do trumpet players and pirates have in common (besides the obvious)?
They're both murder on the high Cs.
What do all the best trombone players have in common?
They all suck.
What do a percussion fill and a tree falling in a forest have in common?
People wonder what would happen if there had been no one there to hear it.
What do all the great conductors have in common?
They're all dead.