Smith-Ryan Daily News and World Report

Pig Stalking Pays Off

March 1,2000

Pig ,aka Jeff, was recently located by Jennie and Leroy. The Pig was found with little info to narrow the search.They only knew he lived near the Hot Dog shop in Warren and that he had a basketball hoop. The search took only about 45 minutes.Now pig can be served with his court papers to modify child custody(from joint to just Jenny!). Leroy is said to have been "cute" during this adventure. He enjoys stalking the Pig. In fact it was Leroy who spotted Pigs van.Jen is proud of her man.

Pig stalking update

March 1,2000

This just in from Jen,"Pigs wife just called me at work.Yes he is still a pig. Also Lisa is expecting a baby boy.My boys dont see much use in another brother but I'm sure they will find something to do with him."

Papa and Mama Terrie start atheist chapter at YSU

March 1,2000

Papa and Mama Terrie are pleased to announce that the AMERICAN ATHEISTS organization has asked us to form an atheist chapter on the campus of YSU.This is the same organization made famous by Madlyn Murray O'Hair when she successfully petitioned the U.S. Supreme Court to prohibit prayer in the public schools.Plans are very preliminary at this time. More information will be posted as it becomes available.