Splinter, a true badass
Could easily whoop some ass;
He trains the turtles in tall grass,
And boy is he ever fast!

Leo, he’s the leader,
The leader will be there,
With 2 katanas he will bare,
And like the rest he has no hair.

Donny, the purple guy,
He’s teched-out and superfly,
With April he’s kinda shy..
You cross him, you’re gonna fry

Mikey, he’s crazy!
He’s the funniest, but lazy..
Eating pizza, amazing,
Look at the trouble he’s making!

Raph, he’s the best,
though somethings on his chest..
Loses his temper on most quests..
But he’s tougher than the rest.

The other good peeps,
Like April and whats-his-creep
Casey, his name you see,
or at least that’s what i think

Shredder gets cocky
When the turtles play "Rocky"
There’s no way he is stopping,
For he is Oroku Saki

Turtles my favorite show,
Lot’s of stuff that I do not know,
Tapes and comics, it doesnt show
The turtle fan who is on the go

So with this last word, ma friend
Keep true to the green until the end
Never forget, always try to mend
And remember to play pretend :D

one, two, three,
you should have listened to me
you should have just siezed
the f***ing rising desease
it’s me

wh4t b3 l33t, yu0 4sk?
! c4nt b3l!3v3 !t, ! sh0uld k!x0r yu0r 4ss.

l33t !snt 4 l4ngu4g3 f0r h4x0rz l!k3 m3,
!t’s 4 f33l!ng yu0 g3t wh3n yu0 typ3 !t, yu0 s33?

l33ts f0r th3 b4d4ss, f0r 4ll th3 4w3s0m3 4ss w0rk.
l33ts th3 4dd!t!0n th4t g!v3s !t th4t tw!rk.

!ts f0r m3 t0 kn0w 4nd yu0 n0t to 4sk,
4nd !f yu0 4sk m3 4g4!n, !ll k!x0r yu0r 4ss!

What do you feel
When you sit and you kneel
You think you are healed,
But it’s all so unreal.

No time to think
Cause you’re brain’s in a kink
You feel like a fink,
And you realize it stinks...

But you sit and relax
Holding cigarette packs
You think of chicks’ racks
But you dont wanna whack...

Time isn’t fair..
It’s not really there.
It’s only to share
With the others sleeping there.

You sit and you weep..
You wanna be reaped..
And then you’re mind suddenly peeps:
You just wanna sleep.

I wont keep it in a box,
I wont keep it in a vase.
I’ll never ever tear it up
And throw it in your face.

I wont keep it in a safe,
I wont keep it in a locket;
Cause the safest place to keep your heart
Is right here in my pocket.

hibitual
fidgeting midget tooth
is rippin the digits to
a picture toon
go get and fit your spoon
and eat your lucky charms
finding yarn
in your cereals
sickened, you fear eels
who’s only wishes are your demise
a part of you dies
alone on inside
walls.