There's this girl in my class
She never takes a bath
All we can do is stare and laugh
On the way to school
We threw her in the pool
It was really cool, now shes a fool
(by the way)
Don't drop the soap
Right next to the pope
He'll bend you right over
And give you a gopher!!
I passed her in the hall
She tripped and started to fall
No one helped her up at all
What would she think
If I bought her a drink
She winked but I didn't throw up in the sink
(oh yea...)
Don't drop the soap
Right next to the pope
He'll bend you right over
And give you a gopher!!
I drove her in my car
She took me to a bar
I thought I would be scared
But that wasn't the case
It wouldn't be our last date
I have a wedding cake and now she's my mate