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| #2 The best dream of my life (probably) The other night, I had a dream. It wasn't incredibly blissful or happy, but I call it the most interesting dream I have had. It was epic, and I like it alot. I dreamt that I was thousands of years in the future. The greatest minds of all time had gathered together in order to solve all of humanity's problems. Jesus and the 12 diciples were there, and Quasimodo was there, and the Klingons were there. Quasimodo wasn't smart, but he did stuff for the smart people, errands and stuff. They were in a completely white building, and all wore white. However, an evil klingon used Quasimodo and sabotaged a timetravel device so that all time would be destroyed within several hours. The benefactors of humanity gathered their projects, and jumped into another time machine. They were transported to 1974, and when they jumped in time, their appearance changed as well: Quasimodo turned into a deli line worker, and Jesus and the 12 diciples turned into a biker gang. Quasimodo was having problems in the deli line--he wanted to do what people told him to, but he didn't know how. He kept on messing up the orders and other tasks, and people kept on getting mad at him. Jesus and the 12 were riding along on their hogs and decided to stop for the night at a motel. Only, this motel was a communal motel. It was free, but everyone slept in one room, there were no walls. However, the old cop guy from Law and Order came and started giving Jesus and the 12 diciples a hard time. He thought that they committed this one crime, and they didn't (obviously--they're with Jesus). Then, I woke up. I wish that I knew what happened with the Klingons. |
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