Title: OH. MY. GOD.
Chapter 2/??
Author: Pink Bunny
E-mail: usako_mamochan@hotmail.com
Rated: PG-13

Author Note: Hi, thankies for all those who was kind
enough to e-mail me! For those who didn’t, pweeeese
e-mail me?? I would like to know if I suck or not.
(heh.. bit blunt there..)
Aaaaanyways, if u hadn’t figured out yet, this is chapter 2,
and the plot will be thickened...soon.. And oh.. No mushies
yet. Sorry, but I PROMISE that there will be lots and lots
around chapter 3 or 4. Okay.. Did I miss anything?  Oh yeah!!
I erm.. need a pre-reader. a.k.a. an editor. I would really
appreciate it if you could e-mail me and tell me. Okay?
Thank you for reading my story!

Disclaimer: Okay, as we all know Sailor moon belongs to
Naoko Takeuchi. I have Sailor Moon mangas, though!!
(and I LOVE them!!) So, ya! Sailor Moon is NOT mine!

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"Are you all right, Sailor Moon?", Tuxedo Kamen asked.
I must have been thinking more than I thought. No wonder
I got this headache. Thinking gives me a headache.
(AN: Me TOO!!)

"Oh, I am FINE! Just... perfect.. great!!", I said, smirking.
I mean, who wouldn’t? Okay, look, if the ever-handsome
hero with a mysterious mask and a velvety cape just said
that he loves you, wouldn’t you be ecstatic as well?

"Oooooooookay", said Tuxedo Kamen not looking convinced.
Maybe he noticed the mood swing after all.

"So.. Tell me about this Usagi girl", I uttered. Still not over
the shock of finding out that he loves me.

"Well... I would, but I can‘t give you so much information, for her 
safety..."

"I know. Well, I think I know her, so I want to make sure",
I said, lying blatantly. Well, it’s not that much of a lie. I know
me! And I want to make sure that it’s me that he loves. Ya!!
It sorta makes sense in some way!! Right?

"Really? Don’t say this to other people though, all right?"

I nodded. Well, as long as I know that he loves me, I don’t care!!

"Okay, then. Well, she attends Juuban Middle School, and
she’s in Gr. 2 (AN: this is how the grading system works in
Asia. Okay, if you are Gr. 8, in Canada or US, you would
be Middle School Gr. 2 And if you are Gr. 9, you would be
middle school Gr. 3 Cool, huh?) Sailor moon, do you know her?"

"Well.. I am not sure.. ", ohh, dilemma, should I tell him
that Usagi’s me? Or should I just PRETEND that I just know
who ‘Usagi’ is? Option 2 won out. "I think I know whom
she is.", I concluded.

"Oh.. you won’t tell, right? I mean, she probably doesn’t want
to know that Tuxedo Kamen has a crush on her."

"Of course. Hey, Tuxedo Kamen-Sama?"

"Yes?"

"Do you know her from your ‘civilian’ life? And does she
know you in civilian life as well?.. as in who you are? Not as in
Tuxedo Kamen but as in a normal person", hey! I need to know this!

"Yes, we see each other constantly everyday"

"She doesn’t know that you have an alter ego, right?" Well,
DUH! I don’t know who he is! So, how could Usagi can?
I AM Usagi! Geez!! I am a blond ditz!

"As far as I am concerned, no."

"Oh, that’s... nice?"

"Well, my sincere apologies to you that I cannot return your
affections. I probably would if there wasn’t Usagi in my life.
But I love her so much. I am so sorry."

Only if you ever know... Ha ha!! He loves me! And he
doesn’t know that Usagi is Sailor Moon!! Nyah!

"Sailor moon?" he said, breaking my thoughts,  "well,
I think I have to go now. I have certain things to do, and.."

"Oh, of course! I will see you later!!"

"Ja!", with that he jumped off the building we were standing
on, continuing the direction that he was headed.

I started towards my house as well. With bunch of
jumbled-up thoughts in my head.

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"Usagi, what took you so long? It‘s almost 8 in the
evening!!", Luna yelled. She can be so annoying at times!

"I was just enjoying a walk. Can a girl EVER have her
privacy?", I bit out. Completely agitated with her. I mean,
I just found out that Tuxedo Kamen loves me, and I got home,
hoping to STAY in a good mood, but NO! Luna just HAD
to ruin my mood!

"Grumpy today", Luna mumbled. Ha! Only if you knew! I
am everything BUT grumpy. That is, until I got nagged by
her. But, that’s a different story, right?

"Whatever, look, Luna, I think I need to do my homework,
okay?" I said, homework excuses always  work! Oh, and
I already done my homework at school today, so I don’t
have to do anything!

"Oh, okay Usagi. I will let you do your homework. I need
to visit Artemis for...er... senshi business."

"Okay. Bye Luna! And sorry I yelled at you."

"It’s all right. It’s probably more on my fault anyways.", with
that, Luna leaped out of the window, towards Minako’s house.

For senshi business. Ya.. Suuuuure.. I believe Luna. And
I am the Queen of the Universe!! (AN: And how right you
are, Usagi!) Anyways, since Luna left. I can have some time
to myself to think this over. This is a VERY interesting situation.
Tuxedo Kamen could even be someone I know! It would be
so cool! And I really do have the upper hand. I mean, I know
that Tuxedo Kamen loves Usagi, so maybe I can use this as
my advantage if I ever figure out who he is... heh heh... I could feel
my lips curved to a very ‘unladylike’, as Luna would say, smirk.

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An hour and really pissed off  Usagi whining later.

This SUCKS! I tried to find out who Tuxedo Kamen is, and
I even actaully USED my brain, but I still can’t figure out who
he is! I am sure that I thought of every single guy in my school!!
Who could I have missed? Life is SO unfair!!

This is when VERY dazed Luna walked in.

"Hey, Luna. So, you had fun?"

"Of course!!"

"So, what did you do?"

"We went to for a dinner, walking in the moonlight..., and..
I mean!! Erm... We.. talked....about.......*gulp*.... a...
senshi business... Ya!! That’s right!! The senshi business!!"

"Oh, really? What did you two come up with?", I said,
trying to hold my giggles.

"We couldn’t think of anything but I am sure we will find
some information about the princess soon."

"Okay", I said, knowing fully well that Luna and Artemis
probably did everything BUT talking about the senshi business.

Now... let’s try to think of any other guys I might have missed...

Hey, wait a minute! WAIT A MINUTE! Who said that
Tuxedo Kamen has to go to my school? NO ONE! Tuxedo Kamen
could be some one not in my school. Like, high school guys!
Hey, why didn’t I think of that??

"God!! Dumb Usagi!!", I said, conveniently forgetting Luna
curled up in my bed, trying to sleep. After all, it’s after 10.

"What!! Wut!!!"

"Oh... I...er... realized that... erm...I forgot to ask Ami about
the math question I didn’t get?", I suggested. Hoping that
Luna would buy it.

"Usagi, you should have been more *yawn* careful...{insert snoring here}..."

I sweat dropped. Geez... Busy night Luna, huh?

"Oh.. Artemis...", Luna mumbled on her sleep.

"Okay, I don’t want to know."

With that, I went back to the task of trying to figure out who
Tuxedo Kamen is for another hour or so, but failed miserably.

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{BEEP BEEP BEEP}

Stupid alarm! Doesn’t that clock know that it’s Saturday?
Geez! What a DUMB clock!

"Usagi! Wake up!! It’s 8 o’clock!!", Luna scratched my face.

"Ouuuuch!! It’s Saturday, Luna!! I don’t have school!!"

"Erm... no? It‘s Saturday, but you DO have school!"
(this is true minna!! In Asia, you have to go to school on
Saturdays. I’ve been there, and I have done it. It’s not very
pleasant, waking up at 7 on Saturday)

"Whhhhhhhaaaaaaaat??? Oh no!! It‘s Saturday!! The school!!"

"Yes!!! The School!!!"

"I am LAAAAAAATE!!!", with that statement, I dressed up
in a record time, and ran out of the door, barely catching the
lunch that my mom gave me as I ran out.

Stupid Tuxedo Kamen, why couldn’t he just tell me who
he is? Then I probably wouldn’t have stayed up so late, and
probably went to sleep. My thoughts were cut off as an
annoyingly familiar figure and my body collided.

{BAM!!}

"Ouch!!!", said two voices in unison.

"Odango!!!"

"Baka!!", usually, I would have stayed and had my usual
fight with Mamo-chan, but I am late!! Wait! Mamo-chan?
When did I come up with that? I mean, it’s true that I
have some feelings for that jerk, but... I AM LATE!!

"Look, Mamoru-baka, I don't have time for this today. I am
laaaaate!", and with that, I just ran and ran, completely aware
of the sound of the starting bell. I am a toast!!!

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"TSUKINO USAGI!! You are late for fifth time this week!!!
Have you got any RESPONSIBILITY?", yelled Haruna-sensei.
She looks angry. I wonder why...

"Gomen, sensei. I thought I had no school today, and I was
really busy recently, and I..", my pathetic excuses were
cut off as Haruna-sensei said,

"Usagi, you have a detention. Until 5 o‘clock"

"Hai...", I said dejectedly. This is NOT fair!! She’s so mean to me!!

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{After school, Usagi is sitting in the classroom.}

"Usagi, due to er... circumstances, I cannot keep you in
detention today.", said Haruna-sensei.

"Oh.. really..", I said, trying to look unhappy.

"Hai, I am sorry about this inconvenience, but now you do
realize that you have to come to school on time, right?"

"Of course!"

"Good. I’ll let you go. See you on Monday Usagi."

"Yes, sensei." I said. She must have a hot date tonight!! Ah well!!
The joy of freedom! Arcade, watch out! Here I come!!

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I walked into the arcade, with a huge smile gracing my face. I was
just freed from detention!! I am happy, so ha!

"Hey, Usagi!!", said Motoki. He’s such a nice guy. I wonder
if he could be the hero. I analayzed him. Nahhhh... The hair.
Motoki has a blond hair. Not ebony like Kamen’s. And, no
offence to Motoki, but Tuxedo Kamen is better built. ^_~

"Are you all right?", said Motoki. He probably caught me
staring him from head to toe.

"I am fine. One chocolate milkshake, Motoki-onee-san!!"

"Chocolate shake, coming up!", said Motoki, walking away to
get my shake.

"You know, Odango, if you keep stuffing junk food into your
mouth, you would probably end up like her.", said Mamoru,
popping out of no where, pointing to a fat lady crossing a street.

"Ahhh!! Where did you come from!! Gee!! And I WILL NOT
turn out like her!! I actually exercise!!"

"Uh huh. Sure"

Motoki chose this moment to give me my milk shake.

"Thanks, Onee-san!"

"Your welcome", with that, Motoki went to help other
customers, but not before throwing a warning look towards Mamoru.

"Odango, you are eating junk food again?!?!?"

"You have a problem with that? I like shakes, and it’s my body!"

"Okay, whatever, excuse me for caring.", then, Mamoru
proceed to read whatever he was reading before. Leaving me
to study his features more carefully.

You know, he looks a LOT like Tuxedo Kamen. I could
practically imagine a mask over top of his face and see my
hero!!! No, seriously. Think about it!! Same built, same hair, same
eyes... oh. But complete different personality. Mamoru’s a
jerk even though I like him, but Tuxedo Kamen’s a gentleman!!
They can’t be the same person!! Can’t they?

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To be continued!!

A bit of cliffhanger, but not THAT much. Me? Torturing readers
with cliffhangers?? Nahh... (smiles innocently)  Anyways, send
comments to usako_mamochan@hotmail.com  , and send me
some ideas if you have any. Flames are okay, although I am a
big fan of flames, but at least I improve that way, right? Just in
case if anyone wants to know, I am thinking of making the next
chapter with a bit of mushies. Tell me what you think, okay?


~Pink Bunny~