My Favorite Quotes
"If I could tell the world just one thing
it would be we're all okay
and not to worry 'cause worry is wasteful
and useless in times like these."
--Jewel "Hands"
"I wish the real world would just stop hasseling me."
--Matchbox 20 "Real World"
"You'll be sorry one day
yes you will, yes you will
you shouldn't push me around
cause I will, yes I will
you will be sorry when I'm big
yes you will be sorry"
--Ben Folds Five "One Angry Dwarf and Two Hundred Solemn Faces"
"We got to know each other
We got to show each other
That we're just fine being friends
And we still hold each other
And we still love each other
But we're just fine just being friends"
--Blessid Union of Souls "Scenes from a coffee house
(you'll always be mine)"
"Sometimes I thank God for unanswered prayers
Remember when you're talkin' to the man upstairs
That just because he doesn't answer doesn't mean he don't care
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers"
--Garth Brooks "Unanswered Prayers"
"Weirdness is only unknown origionality."
--Lori Baker
"You are not who you think you are.
You are not who others think you are.
You are who you think others think you are."
--Unknown
"Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!"
--Tim Rice (from the soundtrack of The Lion King)
"she thinks that happiness is a mat that sits on her doorway"
--Matchbox 20 "3 am"
"It's not what you make but what you keep that counts."
--Unknown (quoted from Howard Jenkins)
"i don't wanna do a god damn thing i aint gonna make my bed today i don't wanna eat burritos or read about o.j. i ain't gonna get a head rush cause i aint even gonna get out of bed today"
--Sublime "Burritos"
"Life is like a cookie, it never crumbles the same way twice."
--Lori Baker
"Eagles soar, but weasles never get sucked into jet engines.
Laugh, it's funny damnit!"
--Matt Neilson
"I have no where to go but up."
"As much as things change, they stay the same"
--Wil Fralin (aka Tiger)
'I can't go out with you, it will hurt you too much when I dump your ass'
--Andy Mihachik
"Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching."
--Unknown (quoted from Andy Mihachik)
"The world is a better place because of the people who refuse to believe they cannot fly"
--Unknown (quoted from Ren�e Bouchard)
"Even when the world is ending, I will not fear because I
have experienced love.
And that, after all, is what we live for."
--Susan LeGrow
"Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!" --Eric Cartman
"Well I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight"
--Eric Cartman's Mom
--From Southpark (the episode "Anal Probbe")
"Sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all"
--Queen "Bohemian Rhapsody"
"Try not. Do, or do not, there is no try."
--Yoda "Empire Strikes Back"
"I'm a pessimist, but I'm right!"
--Pete Fleury
"He argued that if you knew how screwed up the world was, if you saw how like a paradise it could be, if you understood that what could be never would be because most people were hopeless jackasses -- well, then you needed a crutch to get through life with your sanity intact. For some poeople, he said, it was money or drugs or any of a hundred other things. His crutch was scotch and damed good bourbon."
-- Dean Koontz (from The Vision pg. 142)
"I don't drink to escape my responsibilities," he once told her. "I drink to escape the consequences of other people's inablity to meet their responsibilities."
--Dean Koontz (from The Vision pg. 143)
"Try the tinfoil. It works for everything else"
--Mark LeGrow
"One of the things that I like about my friends is that we have a satisfying relationship with a strong emotional connection, but we never have to have sex or live together. With your friends, it's as if you're always dating, with the added bonus that you never worry that you'll have nothing to talk about or you'll feel awkward when you say goodnight at the end of the evening."
--Bob Smith (from Openly Bob pg. 212)
"If I weren't me, I'd snatch me up!"
-- Susan LeGrow
"I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An Elephant's faithful one hundred percent."
-- Dr. Seuss
"O4] How many times can you honestly say you've been in love?
It's hard to decifer. I feel love is different. So, I've always been in love. Ever since I began. It never stops."
-- Sam